Tolkien's middle earth is, in fact, South America. Evidence, you ask?
#OnThisDay 642. The Battle of Maserfield. Penda, the Gods fearing warrior king of Mercia, defeats and kills Oswald, the Christianist king of Northumbria for being a pussy.
No cheating, post your lockscreen.
El Squigg@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 23h agoNo cheating, post your lockscreen.
Assistant duty Torturer to the Mead Hall, please.
Duty Torturer@dutytorturer.bsky.social · 23h agoDoes M’Lady not count?
Pitch. Hot, hunky and above average height* pagan Saxon Warlord teams up with a Christianist monk to solve crimes in 7th century Mercia. *for the seventh century. CC @colken.bsky.social @russincheshire.bsky.social
Italians? What the fuck have the Italians ever done for us?
Lord Knows@hickson1chris.bsky.social · yesterdayTo all our Italian friends. Those of us who tolerate this lunatic understand.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Pizza. Which is like a Scandinavian open sandwich, but cooked, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT FUCKING SAVAGES! Lower tables. Open sandwiches. Vegetarian/vegan option. Fresh (ish) cat litter. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
I'm beginning to think this Nigel Farage chap might be a bit of a rotter.
I'm not saying Marty Extreme is shit because it has Gwyneth Paltrow in it, but it's shit and it has Gwyneth Paltrow in it.
Seven minutes into Marty Extreme and already I don't fucking care. That's quite impressive when you think about it.
Your Bretwalda's rule of thumb. #1. Any film featuring Gwyneth Paltrow in a major role will be unalterabley shite.
My choice of movie tonight but M'Lady B asked for something fluffy and light hearted. I think I've got that nailed.
Currently medicating. Psycho Panda. Double eye drops after winning a fight with a vole, just. El gato negro de la muerte. Kidney, thyroid and explosive diarrhea. Mr Pip. Degenerative nerve disease and compressed disks. Attack Womble of Death* *
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) chicken n chorizo stew with white beans and peppers. Lower tables. Spam n spam stew with spam and spam. Vegetarian/vegan option. Organic groinal sweat, with flaps. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Shitloads of dragonflies in the Mead Hall Gardens. Massive fuckers too. Assuming it's some sort of latrine based evolutionary jump.
Nero won every event he entered in the Olympic games of 67AD. By pure talent alone and nothing else. Allegedly.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
I haven't done mine yet.
Tamar Braxton: Just Sayin
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Russ Jones@russincheshire.bsky.social · 4w agoEvery single review so far has been ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Another absolutely superb book. ‘Baby’s Breath’ was brilliant, as were the three after that, but this one is something extra." THANK YOU! Perfect holiday reading. Go on, treat yourself, you miserable sod. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV...
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Dog Growling in The Lost Boys Movie
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That first day of spring monologue, though. Bleak.
Wulfhelm@wulfhelm.bsky.social · 3d agoTonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @colken.bsky.social and the other one stars the guy who played chess with death, not Butch Cassidy, the rest of Laura Mars, a postman in the wrong shoes and the first day of spring.
Tonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @colken.bsky.social and the other one stars the guy who played chess with death, not Butch Cassidy, the rest of Laura Mars, a postman in the wrong shoes and the first day of spring.