< SHIFT GEAR > Watch the new Altered State trailer for CONTROL Resonant now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwOJuJRCLGk #CONTROLResonant
I saw this while scrolling through Tumblr and yeah? That's a legitimate concern.
coworker with an awesome new cough they wanna show you
Legend Zombie
ALT: Legend Zombie
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Dolly Parton did what literally no techbro billionaire would even think of doing: filling her life with good deeds that make people mourn her when she dies. Not one of these assholes would even think of this, they are all right now completely and honestly baffled by the outpouring of love for her.
America's greedhead class must be so confused by someone dying rich *and* beloved.
OK everybody remember, this "debate me on racism" thing has been tried before and people actually did debate the racists and all it ended up doing was elevating racist messaging. Also, that message was sown on Twitter to be bait for journalists in 2016 so maybe don't fall for it this time around 🥰
Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway
Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway https://theonion.com/analysts-warn-u-s-economy-becoming-overly-dependent-on-anne-hathaway/
this kind of thing is why i give 404 my money
404 Media@404media.co · 2w agoSCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
the folks at @rustylake.com have another hit on their hands. servant of the lake my beloved!
We are very gradually going to start realizing with horror how completely we have fucked the brains of an entire generation.
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · 2w ago"The jobless boom has arrived," per WSJ
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Welcome to the FBC, Dylan! We've got so much work ahead of us and it's going to be so exciting! Let's get started! #CONTROLResonant
You may be thinking, why didn't the waiter ask before putting shit in my food? Well, if we asked, no one would want to have shit in their food.
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
This is lesbian sex to the straights
Gordon Ramsay Reacts to Undercooked Salmon
ALT: Gordon Ramsay Reacts to Undercooked Salmon
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they know we don't want it. they do not care.
TQ 🌿@witchytq.bsky.social · 3w agoTWITCH AI TRAINING IS LIVE - ON BY DEFAULT here's how to turn it off: - settings - security and privacy
1️⃣ Day Left… Almost time for Servant of the Lake! 🌒
Pretty cool that processed food and fresh food both have an equal chance of killing me now