Not gunna do this anymore. Bye.

Thirsty for dem bones.

Moopsy!@themoopsy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Guys, I'm thirsty.

Fuck it, we're doing it live.

I guess when people say they're "boned", that isn't an invitation for me to drink their bones. I thought it was like how they say "have some boned chicken wings?"

Even Team Rocket knows ACAB

Every Pokemon Frame in Order@pkmnframes.bsky.social · 3w ago

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 79 - The Fourth Round Rumble Frame 1310/2300 Caption: Cheese it, the cops. Timestamp: 00:12:42.632

I tried drinking the necronomicon and it sent me here.

I tried drinking the necronomicon and it sent me here.

you can’t catch me! i’m far too fast and absolutely covered in jelly

Why won't anybody listen to Ripley and just get the hell off the Nostromo?

I talked to Mitch McConnel for 20 minutes today, and he said that he wants his bones to be used in an evil Eldritch ritual.

Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]@jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 4w ago

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today, and he said he hates me and I took it as a compliment.

Yo, where the bone women at?

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I talked to Mitch McConnel for 20 minutes today, and he said that he wants his bones to be used in an evil Eldritch ritual.

Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]@jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 4w ago

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today, and he said he hates me and I took it as a compliment.

Yo, where the bone women at?

At least I don't drool acid everywhere.

I ask my wife to get me "Flintstones chewable morphine" every time she goes to the pharmacy, and even though she knows I'm joking she always says "No"firmly. God, I love morphine.

Get high with bong. Get yogurt. Sit down. Hit bong, again. Open yogurt and eat some. Put down yogurt and spoon, because my cat wanted me to grab toy from under couch. Sit down. Grab bong, grab spoon. Confused on why no work?

I..... I don't... I dont know how I feel about this.

User with this avatar just got blocked@avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 4w ago

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

He does this every Friday.

I'm one dimensional!

Did somebody mention having bones?

Get high with bong. Get yogurt. Sit down. Hit bong, again. Open yogurt and eat some. Put down yogurt and spoon, because my cat wanted me to grab toy from under couch. Sit down. Grab bong, grab spoon. Confused on why no work?

I ask my wife to get me "Flintstones chewable morphine" every time she goes to the pharmacy, and even though she knows I'm joking she always says "No"firmly. God, I love morphine.

At least I don't drool acid everywhere.

Drop something TOOTHY 🦷🦷🦷

The Legacy Of M@thelegacyofm.bsky.social · 4w ago

Drop something TOOTHY 😁🖤🦷

Girls with short hair are the bees knees.

Cinema has forsaken us by never cast Karl Urban as Batman. I think he would be the best to ever don the mask.