I was off Thursday, Friday, and today. It’ll be a pleasant surprise if I have less than 400 emails waiting for me in the morning. That is not an exaggeration.

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Luna is not a fan of the new Roomba.

Finally watching The Raid: Redemption (aka the Indonesian premake of Dredd) and holy fuckbeans it lives up to the hype. GOAT tier action movie.

From this American to the other 194 nations of the world: I’m so sorry.

I think I know the answer, but I’d like a smarter mind than I to confirm: Lawyers, is it possible to criminally charge the DOJ?

One of the highlights of my week every week is when I call my grandmother. My dogs get so excited when I say “wanna call grandma?” They’ve only met her once a few years ago, but they remember. They always perk up when she talks to them. It’s the sweetest thing ever.

Watching Remember the Titans and had to pause to take my puppers outside, and caught this epic Denzel face.

Currently watching the Best Picture of 1997:

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In honor of #BrandNewDay, and because I’m a big Spider-Fan (see what I did there?) I’m gonna drop my favorite moment from every Spider-Movie. 1/

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In other news: NO SHIT. Mask up, social distance, get the shot. Those weren’t earth-shattering, life-changing ideas. Minor inconveniences. But noooooooo! Half of America decided to be idiots and listen to idiots.

MJ@bstnboy.bsky.social · 6d ago

"US could have averted 40% of Covid deaths, says panel examining Trump's policies" Dear Republicans: Go fuck yourselves. Your president was not the savior you're trying to make him out to be! 448K Americans died because he was a fuck up. 😡😡😡 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...

Was pleasantly surprised that they had Iceman and Firestar show up in #SpiderMan!

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Peigi MacKillop@peigibheag.bsky.social · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. This man did an exquisite drunk.

Saw a new mortgage this morning with an 11.89% interest rate. WHAT A FUN TIME TO BE ALIVE!!! apnews.com/article/fede...

Federal Reserve votes 9-3 to leave key rate unchanged despite persistently high inflation

Fed policymakers are losing patience with inflation, which has been stuck above their 2% target for more than five years.

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I don’t mind helping out coworkers and covering when they’re out. I take days off too, I get it. But when I get rush escalations to step in for people who are there and who are team leads…

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When you make me your Supreme Evil Dictator and Grand Poobah, people who do things like this to animals will have the same things done to them.

BearyHappy04@bearyhappy04.bsky.social · last wk.

#Dallas Animal Services Dollar has been through literal hell Someone poured hot liquid on his back. He was later found trapped beneath a porch He is the most forgiving, resilient & gentle soul 🆔 A1292443 Even after everything he’s endured, he still chooses joy 📧dasadopt@dallas.gov #Dogs

I’m kinda disappointed #LichMcConnell isn’t a thing.

BREAKING: Matt Damon cast as The Skipper in a gritty reboot of Gilligan’s Island.

psudonym@psudonym.bsky.social · 2w ago

Okay one more odyssey post. Really loved the movie. But I for one am willing to stop rescuing Matt Damon. At some point we’re just going to have to collectively agree that if Matt Damon gets lost again we just have to let him go.

Just saw something commemorating a game that came out 25 years ago, and thought to myself “that can’t be right, I was still in elementary school 25 years ago.” WRONG! I was an adult 25 years ago.

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20 years ago in rural Afghanistan, thanks to pashtunwali- the local code of hospitality, I had to eat/drink raw, unrefrigerated, unpasteurized goat’s milk yogurt on a 100° day. I still haven’t fully recovered. I get disability for it. But I say let Darwin rule and have the idiots drink raw shit.

Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist@princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 2w ago

I kid you not… I don’t know what happened after this influencer guy drank that chunky curdled unpasteurized milk. This was 3 days ago. While we face a Cyclospora outbreak.

Me: *does the right thing* Boss: You know that just opened up a whole can of worms, right? Me: Yup. I’d rather deal with a can of worms now than a bucket of shit later.

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4. Kool-Aid Man tanks buildings. 3. Chester Cheetah mauls MFs. 2. Green Giant is a literal giant. 1. Little Caesar is the only one with an actual weapon.

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

Except in 2015-16, the idea of Trump as POTUS was considered by many to be the dumbest idea in the history of politics. Yet here we are. Underestimate the cult at your own peril.

Les LeMieux@leslemieux.bsky.social · 2w ago

Michael Steele (paraphrased)....... trump's idea that he can "Red Scare" enough Americans into voting for MAGA republicans and avoid a massacre in the mid-terms is the dumbest in the history politics

Why yes, I did say “I will only use this power for good, not evil!” in a professional setting today.

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When I was in the Army, I learned first hand about the oxymoron that is performance punishment, where you perform a task so well that your reward is a lot more of it. Usually it’s tasks that suck. Dirty work. Anyways that’s my day today.

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Sometimes I hate being professional. Some dipshits out there need a beratin’ for stealing oxygen and wasting my time.

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10. Fern Gully 9. Mrs. Doubtfire 8. Popeye 7. Dead Poets Society 6. The Fisher King 5. Death to Smoochy 4. Hook 3. The Birdcage 2. Toys 1. Good Will Hunting

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Donnie@geekinthezoo.bsky.social · 2w ago

In celebration of what would have been his 75th birthday, here are my top ten Robin Williams films: 1. The Birdcage 2. Dead Poets Society 3. Mrs. Doubtfire 4. Hook 5. Aladdin 6. One Hour Photo 7. Jumanji 8. Good Will Hunting 9. Good Morning, Vietnam 10. Popeye

Strong statement from James Talarico on the latest troop deaths. Doesn't flinch from continuing to condemn the Iran war.

David Pakman: #SenileSatan woudn't leave. #WorldCup #Spain

Not at all disagreeing, but this is precisely why Republicans keep winning. They will coalesce behind candidates they necessarily don’t like so long as they beat the D. The left in general couldn’t coalesce around how to extinguish a burning building full of kittens and toddlers.

Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 3w ago

The narrative the far left is pushing, that Black people are the problem with the Democratic Party, is crazy work. It’s why they are seen as anti-Black. In case you haven’t noticed, we’re consistently among the first to spot problematic candidates, and we bring receipts. I appreciate this video.