Canadians are fed up with lying Pete Hoesktra. He puts the ass in ambassador. There is a national campaign to make him persona non grata. Here is my call out to get Canadians to sign the parliamentary e-petition to give him the bum's rush. @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com youtu.be/dw5JtXUuJZs?...

THROW THE BUM OUT - CANADIANS TAKE THE FIGHT TO HOEKSTRA

YouTube video by Charlie Angus

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Lakewood Mall ownership was found to be piping their septic directly into the lake across the highway. I worked at the local pizza place with the owners daughter. She had the manager fired after four months due to ongoing sexual harassment.

ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 16h ago

tell me about your town’s weird mall

I think a better response to this situation is LITERALLY ANY OTHER FUCKING COMBINATION OF WORDS

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 22h ago

TAPPER: One of the files you released was an image of your daughter naked. It was available for a day before it was removed. Your ex-wife's attorney says it could quality as CSAM. That's shockingly reckless behavior MAX MILLER: I wouldn't say it's shockingly reckless. There was no genitalia exposed

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

If your winning issue is trans women in sports, and you're struggling to uncover trans women in any league that anybody has ever heard of, then how do you keep trans athletes at the top of people's minds? Answer: You invent them. defector.com/the-right-ha...

The Right Has Created Their Perfect Trans Athlete | Defector

A lot of people in and around the WNBA are talking about trans women. In the aftermath of Indiana Fever role player Sophie Cunningham’s negative comments about trans people playing sports in an ESPN…

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Everything Kirkland. Every.Single.Thing. Golf balls, hot dogs, vodka, dog food...

Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d ago

What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?

See.... To me, this just seems like turning an entire country into Epstein Island. In order to enjoy youth sports, your child must now subject themselves to a (likely un-vetted) genital inspector. What the fuck are you even doing? It's youth sports. This is only harmful to every child.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

It's 2026 and people still seem to give a fuck what Ayahuasca Aaron thinks. The only value he has left is if he donates his mushbrain to CTE research. Fuck this loser forever.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.

McAfee show rebranded.

/ant/ /nē/@beerleaguer.bsky.social · 2d ago

I thank you for Tanktop Dimwit Amateur Hour. It's the best f'n thing I've ever heard it referred to.

My mind understands... But my heart doesn't want Gausman to go anywhere ever.

Ontario won't commit to an inquiry over response to the worst forest fire season on record, despite calls from every opposition party and First Nations leaders, whose communities have been evacuated. Chiefs have their own ideas they want to contribute. ricochet.media/indigenous/f...

Ford government won’t commit to forest fire inquiry, as chiefs demand change

‘Ontario is burning and there’s no end in sight,’ say First Nation chiefs. But ‘we have a treaty partner that refuses to listen’

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"Animals" by Nickelback is just "Ain't Goin Down" by Garth Brooks for dudes who drink white monster and repair their own drywall regularly.

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

Watching Yankees waste a challenge on a ball 4" outside is like seeing a child open his Xmas presents. It brings me so much joy.

This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.

Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.

Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...

I'm going to predict that if it is also a ten episode series: - 4 episodes will be winners, with 6 falling short - people who didn't watch the last dance will claim this series is better

NBA Daily News@insidenbanews.bsky.social · 6d ago

LeBron James, ESPN closing in on agreement for behind-the-scenes documentary that will be similar to "The Last Dance," per Andrew Marchand.

Whoever destroyed all the heavy equipment at a data centre construction site deserves to never purchase their own beers ever again for the rest of their lives forever because they are heroes. And the "small business" that claims to be suffering because of it should take the lessons in the loss.

Hail Harry, full of squatch

firstname lastname@jc-roper.bsky.social · last wk.

Hail Larry, leisure suit

I'm not saying I condone hijacking a plane and flying it into the ocean. But if that does happen, I'm saying I understand it. Evangelical Christians are the worst breed of human to date. They're like a virus.

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

Scene: you are the leader of a provincial political party that has not had any relevance in decades, so you decide to become even shittier and less relevant. "Cinema."

Jen St. Denis@jenstden.bsky.social · last wk.

First Nations has been used for... decades. It's not a new term. But it's too "woke" for the BC Cons, apparently www.nsnews.com/economy-law-...

it seems like whenever i go on bluesky all i see is a bunch of people talking to each other and posting about stuff

It's @baseballhall.org induction day today. Can't say I'm thrilled about the class. Carlos Beltran - the alleged architect of the '17 Houston Astros sign-sealing scandal. Andruw Jones - domestic abuser Jeff Kent getting in is great, though. Long, long overdue recognition for the former #Bluejays.

if you thought the MAGA crowd was upset about the Odyssey, wait 'til they find out about Matt Damon's stunt double h/t @simonplittle.ca www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Matt Damon's stunt double in The Odyssey is B.C. woman with 'the greatest arms' he's ever seen | CBC News

She might be small, but this B.C.-born stunt performer is making big waves for her part in Christopher Nolan's box-office busting epic The Odyssey.

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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN

Canada just gave the finger to lying Pete Hoekstra. He was on Canadian TV announcing the bridge opening with US and Canadian officials. Canada responded saying here is nothing to celebrate with the US and we are doing a Canada only event. Stay home Pete. We hate you. youtube.com/shorts/6s7Xw...

CANADA GIVES HOEKSTRA THE FINGER

YouTube video by Charlie Angus

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I also blame Oprah. Oprah is responsible for so much dumb in this world.

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2w ago

I know Musk is high on the list of Most Responsible For How Things Are but the person I loathe most is Jenny McCarthy and whichever editor/producer platformed her. Once someone decided she knew more than a doctor we were fucked forever. She's the reason people believe TikTok and YouTube.