I have the first five Carcass albums on CD and vinyl.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w ago

Name physical media you purchased more than once.

If we’ve gotta live in A Brave New World, we should at least get the Soma holiday to go with it.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.

JennEfur@hotlegs.bsky.social · yesterday

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.

Only the one call today. I appeared competent. I expect Tuesday has peaked

Gawds it's hot. If this is our life now I'm glad I didn't get a new coat last winter.

One less hate filled cunt.

I am on a train, Boards of Canada in my ears. The crying child a couple of rows back is just another layer in the sounds rather than a reason to claw out my own ears. Peace yers

I'm at Leeds station. #earworm is 🎶 shiny happy people leaving Leeds 🎶

missed the kick off by 10 mins because trains are shit and rail replacement buses are shit

Try not to read this as "dollopy"

I don't understand why sometimes I have to collect tickets from the possibly working machines at Moseley Village and sometimes I can have an e-ticket. Trains are bullshit.

£90 train fare and last leg is a rail replacement bus. This fucking country!

Lordy it'll be Comic Sans next.

Emily✨@emilyoram.bsky.social · 5d ago

Credit where credit's due, City's away kit is a stunner. Thank god they've got rid of that Noel Gallagher font, hopefully they've learned their les- oh

Meta's AI bullshit train rolls on. "Turn this very old pic of you into a tarot card" u fkn wot mate? Anyone replying "the fool" will earn my agreement.

christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

Undertaker or farmer. I can't say either of them were happy with their lot by the time I got to know them.

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

Holy moly it's raining. #weather

Modern life is rubbish but I'm still impressed at how easy it is to get the umlaut right every time I type "Motörhead" on a smartphone keyboard.

Make a frittata on the 29° afternoon they* said. It'll be fun they* said. * I said. I am a sweaty idiot.

Are Facebook blue ticks real like they once were on Twitter? Or just something one can buy like on Z? (Genuine question not just being sanctimonious.)

Legalise weed and mdma Ban gambling and crypto Support women

I've known a couple of people who support the first football team they completed in a Panini sticker book. A northern Ipswich fan and a Welsh QPR supporter. No problem with that, they've both seen more bad times than good. Fair play to em.

Morgan Freeman: "I eat my peas with honey ..."

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

Did a presentation. I did use "ahead of the curve" once. Sorry about that.

Haven't even finished Monday and I've used up my week's ration of sarcasm.

What's your sign?

Paul [Atreides] Wood@retroid.bsky.social · last wk.

What's your sign?

Sometimes it's same shit, different rosette. This time just same shit, different face.

Saul Staniforth@saulstaniforth.bsky.social · last wk.

#GMB: "On welfare.. [Burnham] says he wants to make it harder for people to claim benefits.. so in his words 'you might increase the conditions required to receive benefits'"

Aw man he was the best Goodie.

Just dropped 90% of the complexity of a particularly troublesome debug task. I'm not ready to be replaced by a youngun with a Claude prompt just yet 💪

My own, and it'd be acidly critical.

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?