why would someone invent a bug that screams when you relocate it and also why did they put one in my basement
Dear Apple, Please allow Shortcuts to have an automation for force-closing apps. Signed, me in the grocery store wondering where the faint sound of Bad Bunny is coming from (my pocket as Spotify continues playing after disconnecting from CarPlay)
Hypothesis: New Englander’s love of year-round iced coffee comes from their ice cream consumption habit, which is the highest of any region in the world per capita
camping allows me to contemplate life’s many questions, such as: - why did i bring 4 years worth of firewood? - should I go blonde again to match my son, Hoagie? - why don’t I eat pizza every day?
I was so excited to find a Hest pad in REI resupply for nearly $200 off. Then I started packing my car for camping just now. Friends, this is a Toyota 4Runner.
having arthritis is so annoying because wym my body is doing meteorology for free
HOAGIE ROLL has joined the party. Inventory: 1x chew toy. TUTORIAL TIP: Press X to fetch. Hoagie has disabled this control.
“Measure twice cut once” means nothing if you measure it wrong in the first place
I think I’m far enough in my engineering career now where I can tell people what really got me into computers: playing GTA on PC with my dad (27) while I (5) was allowed to hit ‘tab’, which made the guy burp or fart. and since then I wanted to figure out how you could make a keyboard key do that
why is it that every time I go to a pharmacy there are 20 people in front of me in line and it’s all their first time at a pharmacy or perhaps their first time on planet earth
exciting news: we'll be rolling out the New Architecture version of the app over the course of the next 7 days, starting with Android. look forward to your app being smoother and more performant 🏎️💨
there was a recent bug in the Bluesky app that caused some people's chat permission settings to switch to "No one" we already fixed the bug, but folks may want to double-check their settings to make sure they are set the way they want. go here: bsky.app/messages/set... look for these settings:
my advertisement for adopt not shop. dog from trash that i trained for 5 minutes: well behaved and listens dog from award winning lineage that i trained for 2 years: complete jackass
when people come to Maine all they want are lobster rolls, whoopie pies, and blueberries. you are all missing out on the true Maine delicacy: maple horseradish mustard.
i was so inspired by @matt.evil.gay just vibing on stream.place that i think i’ll go live this weekend so everyone can watch me yell at my dog to stop eating flowers and liquid ant bait
okay a new build is available! come test it out! this is an experimental version of the app which enables the react native new architecture, which should be smoother and more performant. come help us catch bugs :) iOS: testflight.apple.com/join/UjM5zxM9 Android: github.com/bluesky-soci...
Release v1.129.0 RC 1 (New Arch) · bluesky-social/social-app
Experimental New Arch Build This build contains experimental changes to enable the React Native New Architecture. Thank you for helping us test it out! If you find any bugs, please file a GitHub Is...
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Samuel@samuel.fm · 3w agojust published a fresh new iOS build, and I’ll get another Android one cooking tomorrow!
talking to people in the US this week like “how’s the air quality and diarrhea over there”
maine grievance: the official name for katahdin, designated by the US department of the interior, is "mount katahdin". katahdin means 'great mountain' in abenaki. 'mount great mountain'??? you better not
Maine Rt 1 day 2: 141 miles of lighthouses, lobster boats, blueberries, beaches, Mount Battie
The first 250 miles on Rt 1. highlights include: B52 jet engines, road potatoes, Uranus, and oceanfront campsite steak (ft. Barbie crocs)
The first 250 miles on Rt 1. highlights include: B52 jet engines, road potatoes, Uranus, and oceanfront campsite steak (ft. Barbie crocs)