The homie at @shirtsthatgohard.bsky.social hooked it up 🙏 I am ready to fight Jonah Hill and Jerry Seinfeld
Had an incredible interaction with a guy over the weekend who went to see The Odyssey and told me he was pissed that Elliott Page played Achilles, a character Elliott Page did not play that was not in the movie
A mom was very angrily yelling at her three-ish year old on a tricycle saying that he needed to slow down and he turned his head and said I AM DUMBASS and the mom was definitely in the right but I was still like lol this kid rules
Had an incredible interaction with a guy over the weekend who went to see The Odyssey and told me he was pissed that Elliott Page played Achilles, a character Elliott Page did not play that was not in the movie
This shouldn’t be a controversy because it shouldn’t be a popular song. That shit is ass.
WIRED@wired.com · 2d agoFenix Flexin’s hit song “Rubberz” has hip-hop fans arguing over whether it was generated by AI. Some say they have proof it’s machine made, but will anyone care? www.wired.com/story/ai-mus...
My buddy told a girl he was seeing that his favorite movie was MOUSE HUNT and it gave her the ick
Athena? Yeah I worshipped Athena. Athena fat ass and big ol’ tiddies so I worshipped.
Water pump went out on the way to officiate a wedding today and got stranded on the side of 95. Magic’s towing got me on their flatbed and back to their shop and one of the guys in the truck, Robert, dropped everything he had going on and got me the water pump,
I can’t stop buying shit off Depop and Poshmark. I have become a shopping slut.
imagine there's a wildfire going on and you look out at the treeline and see this thing just standing there staring back at you from amidst the inferno
Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · last wk.we cannot allow this technology to fall into furry hands
Me, after my wife asks my opinion on another woman’s appearance:
The largest Sturgeon ever caught was a Beluga measuring 23ft 7 inches and weighing 3,436 pounds from the Volga River on May 28, 1827. This is a 23 footer from 1922 out of the same river.
The largest Sturgeon ever caught was a Beluga measuring 23ft 7 inches and weighing 3,436 pounds from the Volga River on May 28, 1827. This is a 23 footer from 1922 out of the same river.
Wearing shades at the gym because my eyes are dilated as fuck from getting my retina lasered and trying not to come off as creepy
Jesus to the priest I'm receiving Holy Communion from
Tilde~ (~Beeb~)@coombutt.bsky.social · last wk.
Fred Schneider from the B-52’s was so cool and handsome. I bet he got so much pussy back in the day.
Me, after my wife asks my opinion on another woman’s appearance:
guy unfamiliar with David Lynch seeing a tall lesbian do something funny: I’m getting Lynchian vibes from this