Lauren

@thescatto.bsky.social

I am who I am. And I’m me.

Me: I’m really sore, I got hit by a vehicle at work Normal person: Aw jeez that sucks did you catch what kind of car hit you? Me: oh it wasn’t a car, it was a black carriage with a frog and two vultures on the front driven by a team of gremlins. What? I DID say I was AT WORK

Working on the Sleeping Beauty ballet (from the 1880s), and surprising no one, Disney took music from it for its movie. And yet, every night I am pissed off that the melody for Once Upon a Dream isn’t a romantic pas da deux but is a bunch of village maids. Solid branding work by Disney, that.

On this, the fooliest of April days I am going to tell the story of the best practical joke I have ever, and will probably ever pull off. Absolute perfection. 1/?

Here is the beginning of a thread about the stuff I have in the OFMD craft fair auction- IT ENDS IN 3 HOURS AND CHANGE…. There is so much good in this auction, if you haven’t gone to check it out, do so!!

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The “Please be mindful of the fact we are all grown-ups so please clean up after yourself” is so fuckin snarky in a bathroom that HAS NO TRASHCAN. And I’ve been in this bathroom several times before and there never HAS been any trash can so it’s not just a temporary thing.