The Sgt Joker

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Mud Marine, Jeeper, Harley rider, Grandpa, Business Owner. I don’t argue with people John Brown would have shot. #VetsAgainstTrump #WhiteRose

I’m withdrawing from my reelection to spend more time with my old ugly hag of a wife instead of those young beautiful staffers, who definitely will think I’m super hot if I keep propositioning them, because I don’t want to give my wife half my 💩 or pay alimony. ~ Chuck Edwards (NC-R)

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RFK Jr's CDC reportedly scaled back foodborne disease tracking last year, removing cyclospora from mandatory reporting. The CDC also lost roughly 3,000 employees since 2025. Now a cyclosporiasis outbreak has killed 2 and sickened thousands across 45 states. "Make America Healthy Again."

The public release of naked pictures of my daughter was a mistake. Those pictures were for my own personal consumption and sharing with my friends. They shouldn’t have been posted online for free. ~ Max Miller (OH-R), paraphrasing his excuse * literally the only way those pictures even exist

Max Miller has been a Trump insider since 2016 which is why he published naked pictures of his young daughter to distract from the news about him physically abusing three women. He knows Ohio Republicans don’t care about his crimes and knows how shoddy Ohio media outlets operate.

To prove that he is innocent of physically abusing his ex-wife, daughter, and two other women, Max Miller published a naked picture of his daughter…so, now there’s evidence of him being a child sexual abuser and domestic abuser. Ohio Republicans will still gleefully vote for him.

Trump, Hegseth, and the GOP have used up almost ALL of America's long-range missiles & accomplished NOTHING...except closing the Strait of Hormuz, killing civilians, harming our troops, hurting the American economy, and increasing prices for average Americans. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-war-w...

Trump’s Staggering Missile Crisis Revealed

The president’s war has the Pentagon running out of money, ideas, and now even the weapons he would need to defend the U.S. from attack.

thedailybeast.com

El Taco Gordo trusts his hand-picked U.S. Sommelier of DC, Jeanine Pirro, so much that she had to bring the Reflecting Swamp evidence to his office and grovel at his feet so he'd stop saying mean things about her. 😂🤣😂 Pathetic www.cbsnews.com/news/pirro-b...

Pirro brought box of evidence to show Trump what caused Reflecting Pool damage

U.S. Attorney for D.C. Jeanine Pirro was seen with a large box as she left the White House Monday after her meeting with President Trump.

cbsnews.com

Israel said the war was about the hostages. All 251 were returned by January 26, 2026. Hamas hasn’t fired a rocket into Israeli territory since April 2025. Sixteen months. Israeli strikes on Gaza haven’t stopped for a single day. So what is their excuse now?

Booker: "Ghislaine Maxwell is sitting in the lowest possible confinement after giving no information that helped us get one more investigation started and has been silent, and the man responsible for that we're about to make the attorney general of the US ... this is farcical."

Trump, Hegseth, and the GOP have used up almost ALL of America's long-range missiles & accomplished NOTHING...except closing the Strait of Hormuz, killing civilians, harming our troops, hurting the American economy, and increasing prices for average Americans. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-war-w...

Trump’s Staggering Missile Crisis Revealed

The president’s war has the Pentagon running out of money, ideas, and now even the weapons he would need to defend the U.S. from attack.

thedailybeast.com