TheShinyGuy
@theshinyguy.bsky.social
29 | he/him | Detroit | Like a pokemon, but kinkier!
Daddy’s little corporate gooner 🥰 What are training modules if not the hypno of the workplace?
It's wild how much if the porn that got me into this shit 10-12 years ago just doesn't exist outside of a paywall anymore
I miss when basically anything remotely horny wasn’t followed by a JFF link
Life is stressyyyyy and that's making me subbyyyyy someone please come take away my agencyyyyy 👉👈
Fucking hell, just pulled up *the other app we don't talk about anymore* to crank it to my old bookmarks, and now it just auto-plays random bullshit when the video you opened ends. Even in bookmarks! Guess that's the single last reason I kept it on my phone gone
Super horny and want to be in rubber but also super exhausted and can't summon the willpower to create a huge mess aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A Hard Day's Night. Genuinely the last thing I watched lol, the jokes write themselves
Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Hmm.
I try to keep my kinky social media strictly horny, no talk of real-world problems I can't do that right now I'm donating the value of my monthly tax cut for 2026 to support a community being attacked by ICE, starting with TCL. I encourage all of my US-based followers that got a cut to do the same
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Absolutely positively my new favorite photo of me from a scene, courtesy of @resistor.bsky.social! I need to spend more time suspended 🖤🤖🖤 *Reposting because I unwittingly cropped out a watermark. Respect the artist, folks!
Who's idea was "international male chastity day"? Is there a governing body? A committee? Is January 14th significant somehow? I'm willing to bet some horny dom that wanted to see more pics of caged subs just made it up, and I want to buy that guy a drink tbh. Excellent idea
Me two months ago: "A two and a half week multi-leg trip to see my family for Christmas and then ring in the new year with kinky friends sounds fun!" Me the night before leaving: "Packing a suitcase sounds exhausting"
Expecting more, but top 4 I already have in my possession:
Had @kevsterx.bsky.social over recently and put him in rubber for the first time... something tells me it won't be his last 🍆👀
Suspension always gets me stupid horny and drone-y 😵💫😵💫😵💫 This was such a great time! @gearmedic.bsky.social doesn't disappoint, and neither does @puptroy.bsky.social 🥵
Give me that load, drone. @theshinyguy.bsky.social
All of my friends want to either ruin my orgasms or keep going so hard I regret cumming 😭
Don’t stop. I hear he loves it when you keep stroking after cumming
Fun visit from the insanely sexy @theshinyguy.bsky.social! Poor shiny hasn’t cum in 4 days… Edged and brutally ruined by a casually hooded @pupzuki.bsky.social Full body rubber, surrounded by the full body suspension suit, suspended virtually, and hooked up the popper machine… What a shot!!!
The best chill Saturday afternoons involve several dozen pounds of leather and chains to maintain the relaxed atmosphere. That and @pupzuki.bsky.social indulging his love of cum 💦 📸 & ⛓️: @swkinkyswitch.bsky.social
Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy
I have this really neat habit where I make wall-to-wall insane kinky travel plans and then realize I'm actually ✨exhausted✨ right about when I have to start packing. Anyway, this year's MIR will be brought to you by Red Bull. Can't wait to see y'all shiny creatures!
Not even locked and for some reason I'm too horny to function 😵💫
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I know Folsom EU is much, much too big and decentralized of an event to have any hope of meeting everyone, but the number of times in the last week I've seen a post and thought "damn you were there too and I didn't see you?" is much too high. Guess I've gotta go back 😊
My Folsom spotting guide is the same as it is for every other event: "Look for black and blue in a hat" Can't wait to see all you beautiful perverts in Berlin!
Furthest I've been: N: Flåm, NO E: Dubai, AE (well, no trace of Shiny went there, just *tax name*) S: Cape of Good Hope, ZA W: Shanghai, CN One day I want to make it to Perth just for the novelty of having been as far from home as I can practically get 🤓
Furthest I've been: N: Berlin, Germany E: Tokyo, Japan S: San Juan, Puerto Rico W: Honolulu, Hawaii