//What's there to discredit you wanker, you can't back up shite You needed to work up the courage for weeks for your little spiff, that's how aware you are that you dunno shit. To discredit something, there needs to be *some* credit. But your type ain't too keen on understanding words, are ya?
//Local idiot reveals they have never ever even been in the same room as a history book.
🌺Plants.. 🐐Animals.. They all deserve to live in harmony, without the threat of humans.
"Nature deserves to consume this foul land."
@honeyhidingsin.bsky.social //Yo dumbass who ya followin, I thought you were done with leftist hell Not helping with the whole Rightie cretins can't read my SIGNATURE IS RIGHT THERE
Holding the threads of time with my questionable, but capable hands. Weaving it all back together, and perhaps myself, too. #SmutFree #MV/#MS with @isdrottning.bsky.social @sigynsetfree.bsky.social
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Necesita practicar desvíos. Se está haciendo lento con la edad.
Thunderclap. Aaand a truck parked in the disabled spot is shooting off
No, no, it's a fake charge. The point is to startle her. Not hit her. Luckily Gnasher hits his twin with a *very* real charge-
*Queue pokemon scene of Team Rocket being yeeted tf off*
"Grin, go hug the nice slavic lady-" Teethgrinder, naturally, immediately fake-charged her, because goats are cunts-
That's... one way to look at it
<~ Reffered to Heimdallr exclusively as "The Pervert" since he was 12.
Black goat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black goat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
Giant goat loudly bleating. Monch on her sleeve-
"Uh..." *scared pat* "Hi"
Most Æsir look for socially delicate solutions to problems. He's more A to Z skipping all the letters.
Nah, Gnash is good, he's magic. *In a thick norse accent* See him face.
"No don't feed chocolate to the goat-"
What are we doing? Heimdallr is right there, the pervert, ask him.
❝𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆! 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. 𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑲𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒏, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 soᥣᥙtιoᥒ 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 Mᴏɴsᴛᴇʀs!❞ ⤿Advᥱᥒtᥙrᥱr, Moᥒstᥱr Hᥙᥒtᥱr. ⤿Mᥲιᥒᥣყ FᥲᥒtᥲsყRP. ⤿RT?
Lifting his goat to it. Munchmunchmunch
Here freshly laid just for you-
🗝Norse Goddess of Forbidden Love 🗝Joining hearts together in impossible circumstances. 🗝The loneliest goddess... 🗝Sigyn's older sister. #MV
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Tapping the shrapnel on his forehead. It hurts today. More than usual.
//I do not need to bring back any more of my Norse muses. No. I. Do. NOT!
I should stop by Eden to congratulate the Abrahamic guy. Anyone in?
//To all my non-Orthodox pookies practising, HAPPY EASTER :D hope you guys had some mad delish food last night
✨️ Sigurvin (Nylund) ✨️ Alternate timeline version of @gentleladysigyn.bsky.social ✨️ Former? Current? Partner of Loki (Timey wimey wibbly wobbly) ✨️ Lover of tea, books, and all things magical ✨️ Writer is not new to writing Sigurvin ✨️ Will add more info below when the whim hits me
"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me.” ~ Charlotte Brontë ~ AU Sigyn Iwáldidottir ~ 21+ #SmutlessRP ~ #MarvelRP #MythologyRP Penned by #Scripturient
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//Two important things. This is a prose edda inspired thor. Not an MCU thing, not a GOW thing. Nothing against interacting with em. Just- tempering expectations.
Considering my wife is Sif you oughtta lissen', yanno?
And now Þórr is giving dating advice, too.