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Goldie Spooks 👻@goldielifts.bsky.social · 2d ago

How tall are you 🔥

monochrome monday (not literal just mood)

When you change a profile pic you’re like a new person to me.

love how a "close friends" list on insta actually means no irl oomfs or family. that list is for acquaintances I kinda like and thots I wanna impress..

😂 "I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're going as a cunty support pillar in parking garage???"

I've picked my Halloween costume.

going as this bitch for halloween

Remember in Star Wars when Luke was running around with Yoda in his back?

proof of life check-in 🫡

Onesie for Sale

accidentally slammed a gecko in my closet door, killing it and now I’m gonna feel absolutely dreadful for a week

Dread Delusion

ALT: Dread Delusion

static.klipy.com

Okay okay I saw it.. feels like when you can suddenly make out what’s in a magic eye poster 😅

🏴‍☠️ thetigerspot 🐯@thetigerspot.bsky.social · 2w ago

tom welling's accidental dick pic slip was like an ultrasound photo. the ones who said they could see anything in it are clearly lying

tom welling's accidental dick pic slip was like an ultrasound photo. the ones who said they could see anything in it are clearly lying

me when I realised I had deconstructed all the way to freedom:

Pizzatown@djoodiwithad.bsky.social · 2w ago

I am so happy that I never have to waste another Sunday morning at church, ever again ❤️

my body will be like "ur hungry" and my brain will be like "what if i never ate again lol"

Clayface? More like gay face.

that thingy

mugshot feat. my rapidly greying beard

I'm gonna steal these full length mirrors from the grocery store idc

oomf has started reposting what I can only describe as Facebook mom reels. he's not even 50 yet 🥲

Pretentious ass coffee bar cashier gave me the side eye when I asked for any pumpkin/fall flavor

ok back to uplifting Tinashe 🫡

only 9?? okay I guess

taking a small break from uplifting Tinashe to bump this 10/10 album 💥🔥 open.spotify.com/album/2lPdka...

B0YG1RL - Album by B0YG1RL | Spotify

B0YG1RL · album · 2026 · 13 songs

open.spotify.com

Any Millennial x Gen Z workplace interaction

getting mad about the vmas is like getting mad about the golden globes but worse… respect yourself!!!

last time I went to the country club I overheard someone spewing a lot of homophobic shit about how men dress these days. pulled out this little number today just for them. bet he thinks of me tonight 💅🏻

I’d like to interact with people with shitty mental health but is practicing self care, where are you at, say hi if nothing else

Bisexuals,

🏴‍☠️ thetigerspot 🐯@thetigerspot.bsky.social · last mo.

sometimes I use light mode just to feel something