Vintage Goth (she/her)
@thevintagegoth.bsky.social
I’m a librarian, writer, and paranormal enthusiast living in Los Angeles. I have two pugs ,five tattoos, and one husband. I love horror movies (esp found footage), LAFC football, concerts, and naps. I don’t like sauerkraut, winter weather, or fascists.
Spending my Saturday night with a chicken in the slow cooker, watching 9 to 5, and working on a latch hook project. In case the youths are wondering what they have to look forward to. (It’s actually lit.)
Introducing The Boys (my dogs) to 9 to 5. I think they like it. #dollyparton
Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin Laughing
ALT: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin Laughing
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Real talk: every AI generated flyer looks exactly the same.
I blame @drewtalbert.bsky.social (and my addiction to G2 pens. Not an ad, I’ve been using them since high school. They’re the best.)
Watching #lastweektonight and remember when @petebuttigieg.bsky.social was the Secretary of Transportation and shit got done? DO YOU REMEMBER.
Girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s just #lafc being up by 3. It’s me. I’m girls.
Times my watch gives me this notification: 1) World Cup game 2) LAFC scores 3) my dog wants a French fry
My husband does this thing where if we’re watching a movie together and I step out of the room he immediately pauses it. I always say “this apartment is about 700 square feet. I’m not in the Andes, I can hear the tv.” He does it anyway. It’s very sweet.
Me to my dogs: if it continues to play out this way, we’re Norwegian, okay?
The fact that my entire timeline is people saying “fuck!” “Oh no!” Etc just means I’m following the right people. #worldcup
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: no one mangles the Spanish language quite like the British. #worldcup
I got this poster from my local Buy Nothing group so I had to custom make a frame for it complete with my concert date. I’m going to hang it in my office, which is a completely normal thing for an adult to do. #taylorswift
Potentially unpopular opinion: let Türkie go home happy. It doesn’t change anything for us and it brings them joy. #worldcup
Husb (turns on severance after watching high desert) Me: are you on a Patricia Arquette phase? Husb: do you not like Patricia Arquette as… Me: stop. I was being facetious. I love Patricia Arquette in everything. She is a treasure.
USA! USA! USA! (This is probably the only time you’ll see me being patriotic during this regime) #worldcup
I dipped my chicken nuggets in ranch today in honor of our visitors discovering American culture. 😂😂
Sometimes I think about 16 year old me sitting in her bedroom, depressed and lonely and dreaming what the future could bring. And I just want her to know that we’re going to a #worlfcup match in our adopted hometown of LA. She’d be psyched.
Husb: The Knicks won. Every New Yorker in Los Angeles is going insane right now. You do not want to go outside. Me: Babe, I very rarely want to go outside regardless of what’s going on.
Honestly when it comes to the #worldcup I’m just really excited for good futbol. I’m cheering for Mexico, the Netherlands, and the USA but beyond that…go futbol!
Denis Bouanga Celebrates: Let's Go MLS!
ALT: Denis Bouanga Celebrates: Let's Go MLS!
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Commercials during futbol? During the WORLD CUP?! What won’t the US ruin.