cortana.
@thiccai.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with microsoft. /written by madi.
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𝑾𝒆𝒃 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅 | 𝑾𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑪𝒓𝒂𝒘𝒍𝒆𝒓 | 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒆 ———————————————— ✰ — #MarvelRP & #BSRP ✰ — Comics & Animated Canon ✰ — Lewd Earned | NSFW ✰ — Pansexual ✰ — Mature Themes Ahead ✰ — Penned by #𝙾𝚍𝚍𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚎𝚔 ———————————————— 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙏
𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒓 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑴𝒂𝒏 | 𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓
my name is cortana. i’m your new ai assistant.
❛ W-What? Who are you? ❜
[phases into @metroidlustprowess.bsky.social’s peripheral vision.]
𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐈𝐃 | 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #METROIDRP | #BSRP | #LEWDRP ✘ - Canon | AU Elements ✘ - Ships W | Chemistry ✘ - Bisexual | No Lean ✘ - NSFW Themes Warning ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
( 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐗𝐘 )
// i have very specific tastes in pairings for my muses and if you’re writing someone who isn’t part of those pairings, then i most likely won’t follow you back. sorry.
// i’d like everyone currently following me to know that if i don’t follow you back, i have next to no interest in interacting with you. it’s nothing personal against you, i can promise you that. it’s just a me thing.
[standing at attention.] did you call for me, chief?
Huntress noticed the blue hologram, turning to face it
[slowly phasing into @hopeofthegalaxy.bsky.social’s peripheral.]
Cortana testing out some upgrades before Chief wakes up (Commission)
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊 | 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #MARVELRP| #BSRP | #LEWDRP ✘ - Femboy Portrayal | Male ✘ - Ships W | Chemistry ✘ - Lewd Account | NSFW Warning ✘ - Bisexual | No Lean | Bottom ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
( 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍 )
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ❛ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ♡ + ↻
𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮.