*eating a single square of chocolate churro edible* Man this would fuck in a chocolate chip cookie *does the math of how many mg per cookie would be* A cookie from HELL
Anxious Horny Guy ™ : Now in Blonde!
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🏳️🌈🔞 NSFW Scientist by day, club rat by night. Vers. Love long walks on the beach, fried chicken and big uncut cocks. Lvl 37 Let me know which you like better my cock or my ass 😏 📍SF Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
I ordered books from an online bookstore and they take 4 to 10 days to process orders???
BREAKING: Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Does Grindr go out during Dreamforce
Been knitting for long enough that now I am revisiting the basics and going “why was I doing that the wierd hard way who is boo boo the fool”
It’s my favorite weather temperature: shorts, tank and hoodie weather
Highly do not recommend going to the dentist after a weekend of sucking dick and cock
“What the hell is up with traffic - oh it’s Dreamforce” 😬
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂. 𓆩♡𓆪@dailyrunway.bsky.social · 2d agoShailene Woodley in Balenciaga fw26 Couture at the #Emmys
Please give us a Mrs Rachel Ed Sheeran Diss Track
Why are all the photos from the Emmy’s looking whack
Could yall imagine if Mitch was like “you fucking queens would not BELIEVE what I got up to in PV”
So like, the gun can be replaced with a toy right or
roo@roobun.bsky.social · 7d agoAbout to show nebelheim a real incident
Me: I need clothes that give more top energy when I go out everyone thinks I’m just a bottom Also me: buys a jockthong that says “bad boy” on the waistband above my hole
Was feeling sleepy so I put on a dj set by Nico Moreno to wake myself up headbanging alone in my apartment. I hope my neighbors saw
Grindr bought Hyrox and someone painted all over it
Is he the one with the lazy eye or is that Lewis capaldi I’m so sorry I can’t tell these men apart
dodging drama like it’s my full time job because I’m too busy with my new life so my only responses are “ damn that’s crazy :/ “
Dodge The Matrix
ALT: Dodge The Matrix
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I had a Celsius like three days ago and my stomach has low key been hurting ever since what the fuck is in those things
Perfectly packing up the leftovers but forgetting to put them in the fridge 🤦♂️
Uh so someone got actually kicked off the ferry I’m on. Like they turned around the boat to eject these people. Whaaaattttt
The kind and FYNE man at the pizza stop on my way home called me habibi. Im expecting a spring wedding
When I die please read Fuck The Pain Away in the style of Maya Angelou at my eulogy
Destroying a toilet in the Castro on a Sunday is bottoms rights
Resisting the siren call of buying some heavily advertised instagram tank tops
Oh my god I fixed my fucking Apple Pay clipper card - transit debt card issue fuck yessssss