Chris Douch
@thisisdouch.bsky.social
Writer | repped by Nick Turner Management Lego City, Gigglebiz, Justin’s House, Diddy TV, Crackerjack!, Best and Bester, Big Cook Little Cook, My Petsaurus and loads of shows called Untitled
Did I miss #portfolioday? Well, I’m still a television and comics writer, currently writing the ongoing adventures of Judge Anderson in 2000 AD, being featured regularly in the EC line at Oni, and have written for such characters as Dredd and Vampirella. I’m coming to NYCC this year and…
Going to be so wild when we’re old at funerals and we hear “I got no regret right now (I'm feeling this)”
If you’re not packing leftover bbq food for lunch tomorrow, did you even have a bank holiday Monday?
About to do my last script consultation of the month. I absolutely love reading your sitcoms! So if you have a script & you're looking for notes, drop me a line: www.gemmaarrowsmith.com/scriptnotes
Joel Dommett sounds like something your dad would say instead of swearing.
Don’t tell anyone but I don’t know what power my microwave is so I just guess.
Is this like Jurassic Park but with children driving cars?
Is it possible to opt out of seeing or hearing anything about this Harry Potter show for the rest of time?
SNLUK was better than I thought it would be. And I thought it would be brilliant. So excited. So proud. UK can do it. Let’s go!
I won a free small chicken popcorn but didn’t have a chance to claim it in time. KFC has now messaged me three times about how I missed out. I feel terrible.
Had £1000 worth of autographs stolen. Police are calling it grand theft auto.
Well, my Kickstarter failed so you can tell the children there won't be a new CHEESE! book. My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too. Thank you to everyone who supported the project.
It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book. Please support if you can, every £ helps. I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
kickstarter.com
Want a comedy writing guide? I’ve added one as a reward for backers of my Kickstarter! Finding/creating opportunities Writing for kids Getting noticed Networking Agents Emailing people in the industry Writer’s Block Dealing with rejection
Guys, my Kickstarter to self-publish a funny picture book is failing so bad! If you can help by pledging any amount, I’d REALLY appreciate it. Please help me to get this book out there. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
kickstarter.com
If you love funny picture books and you like to support indie authors and illustrators, please consider pledging to help make this sequel a reality. You won't regret it!
Chris Douch@thisisdouch.bsky.social · 9mo agoThe Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail. There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it. If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
A fun, entertaining, and charmingly silly project that could use some crowdfunding help Donate if you can!
Chris Douch@thisisdouch.bsky.social · 9mo agoConsider backing this brilliant childrens book!
Chris Douch@thisisdouch.bsky.social · 9mo agoThe Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail. There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it. If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail. There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it. If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
2 weeks left! If you enjoy picture books that are packed with fun illustrations, jokes for the whole family, movie references, and a message about collaboration - this is for you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
kickstarter.com
I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish a funny book for kids about making a movie. My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world. Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs
As if you need another reason to back a children's book by Chris, he's also offering a mini comedy writing guide as a reward. I got one of these with his first book and it's well worth doing! Support new writers and new writing!
Chris Douch@thisisdouch.bsky.social · 10mo agoNew Kickstarter reward! I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! Interested in writing comedy? This is for you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
New Kickstarter reward! I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! Interested in writing comedy? This is for you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
It’s #KidsBooksFriday and I need your help! I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish my next picture book and after one week, I’m at 35% funded.
Cheese is the best thing you can do with milk, obviously. Whereas Cheese! (note the punctuation) is the best book you can read your kids. And now @thisisdouch.bsky.social is working on a sequel. Delicious! Pledge for a copy to delight your kids and/or spite a lactose intolerant nemesis.
Chris Douch@thisisdouch.bsky.social · 10mo agoI’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
The wonderful @thisisdouch.bsky.social needs your help to launch the second book in his brilliant CHEESE! series. Please support it here if you can. 🧀
Chris Douch@thisisdouch.bsky.social · 10mo agoI’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
My pal @thisisdouch.bsky.social is writing a sequel to his first picture book CHEESE! But he needs your help - yes, you! Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.) www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
kickstarter.com
Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse. There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear... #ncbd
