THIS is Michael M.

@thisismichaelm.bsky.social

Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.

Back in my day, computer joysticks were much clunkier than their console counterparts and had to be plugged into a cereal port or somesuch. I'm not sure I ever figured out where that was. Anyhoot, the year was nineteen hundred and ninety and Commander Keen was calling my name