It’s crazy how often Super Clown (and many other conservatives) runs to the Land Of Make Believe to make his arguments. Can’t find an actual photo of troops dining?

Tea Pain@teapainusa.bsky.social · 5h ago

Food so good you grow an extra finger!

Respectfully, “give me what I want or I’ll elect more Republicans” isn’t the winning strategy. We all want to change the country for the better - the first step to any meaningful change is getting the GOP out of power. That’s the only way anything works.

Charles Huff microwaving up a roster full of rowdy transfers at Memphis is college football at its purest, I hope we find out later that seven or eight of them are former CFLers playing under aliases

Kinsler is a five alarm fire on Memphis’ d-line good god

Remember tyranny under Biden? It was something about pronouns.

Just noted, with alarming sadness, that my dog will never have a wife.

The Super Clown has taken the next step towards authoritarianism

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h ago

Trump: "Kristen Welker, the Unpopular 'Hostess' of Meet the Fake Press, just stated that Donald Trump has 'mixed results' on Endorsements... Bc of this purposeful inaccuracy, she will be reported to FCC for rebuke or punishment... I hope Brendan Carr takes this Threat to our Country very seriously."

This is what you get when you elect a president so he can stay out of jail.

Send help

The winner of the Republican nomination is the one who’s the most bleak. Conservatives thrive on bleak.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2d ago

Tim Miller on people treating Marco Rubio as a top GOP presidential contender despite his failing record: “What record is Marco running on? The worst foreign policy since the Iraq War?”

(every college football game between now and November) ... and that's the end of the first quarter, Tech 13, State 10! (OMINOUS VOICE) Trans communist illegal immigrants in YOUR kids' schools? Only if Adam Stratton gets his way. Adam Stratton. Right for illegals ... Wrong for Indiana.

Car rental lines are so hard to guess the waiting time on. One customer can walk up and be done in 5. Another group seems to be working on the Treaty of Versailles. And there's like no way to tell.

Cardinals are BACK (to .500)

This can only be good for us

Politico@politico.com · 3d ago

EXCLUSIVE: Mike Johnson is planning to meet with Elon Musk in Texas, according to four people familiar with the meeting. The planned meeting comes as Musk is reportedly considering spending at least $100 million to boost the GOP this fall.

He’s clown-splaining space to astronauts

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump's me me me me me routine is not going over well during his speech at the NASA space center

But you see? Billionaires are looking after our best interests. They are safeguarding our freedoms. Using their knowledge to make the world a better place.

Forbes@forbes.com · 2d ago

The top 10 billionaire donors have already spent more than $700 million combined.

If you're not white, straight, cis... MAGA will turn on you eventually. It doesn't matter how many times you praised Trump. It's not hard to see that

The former head of Border Patrol is currently encouraging US citizens to spill blood on US soil to quell an imaginary “invasion”

Another thing I've learned while watching Spartacus (2010) is that the Romans had Australian accents.

Wish there was a moon mode on my iPhone 14.

I believe in Simpson

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3d ago

I was (and still am) in the 'I don't think Ty Simpson is worth a first round pick', however, I absolutely do not know the QB position as well as Sean McVay and I would not be surprised if he got the next two years of this kid's career already mapped out.

Most outrageous thing I’ve heard today (including Lake America)

exhaustedradical.bsky.social@exhaustedradical.bsky.social · 3d ago

Tim Curry does not currently have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 😞

No lead is safe with the Cardinal's bullpen.

Imagine being in the Cabinet of this clown administration.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Holy shit — the purpose of this Trump event is to announce that he’s changing the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America.” It will be interesting to see which if any institutions and companies go along with this

Canadians are mad now but at least they know how Californians, Minnesotans, Illinoisans, and New Yorkers feel like.

Jesus Christ this is so fucking stupid can’t stand it

Sarah Huckabee's whole campaign for Arkansas Governor was how she reversed judo'd packs of childish reporters and she won by a landslide.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

"Good times. Great memories." -- Fox & Friends' tribute to Karoline Leavitt is just a supercut of her being a condescending jerk to reporters. Imagine being proud of acting like this.

Does it seem like trans panic got promoted to the conservative culture war top spot when pedophile panic got real awkward for them?

The only thing keeping conservatives united is their fear of transgender athletes.

My parents are old republicans. They believe if you're not miserable at your job, you're not working hard enough.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

Annie Andrews: "What she [Darline Graham] said there was that her healthcare plan is, 'you should work hard until you die' ... I believe Darline's parents deserved better."