Thomas Awful 🇵🇸
@thomasawful.bsky.social
Events Manager @ Greedy Reads. Gus McRae super-fan. I did the Bucks Tweet.
I know that if you meet me in the wild I can come off as a depressed, weird, kind of off-putting guy but man, you should really meet my best friends.
Co-worker doesn't realize when she asks me how my day is or what I've been up to or what is new I'm just reciting the entirety of "Concrete" by Thomas Bernhard in my mind. If she knew this maybe she'd understand why I am so unresponsive.
Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.
In "Lonesome Dove" Augustus McCrae canonically has a monster hog. You can kind of tell, by the way he acts.
Lonesome Dove themed (?) mix I made for a girl circa 2004. Weird stuff, Alex!
Sure I like friends but I am very boring
ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads)@wheneverends.bsky.social · last mo.quote this if mutuals can dm you to become friends
"Will you marry me?" he asked from one knee, his voice sounding much like Steve Albini's guitar tone.
Saw the Odyssey with a guy who had just taught it to his 9th grade students a few months ago. Don't recommend this. Also, the crying baby in the row in front of me I also do not recommend. Miss me with that!
Our intern (16?) thought the Odyssey was "mid" and then everyone "glazed" it too much. She said the parts she especially didn't like were "all the parts where he was trying to get home"
Craziest moment in New York. Saw a guy walking down the street in a Pretty Girls Make Graves t-shirt. He looked to be like, mid-30s at most, probably younger. The shirt looked brand new. The shirt looked. Brand. New.
can't wait to klatsch with Cheryl Fair about her new novel, TALK TEENY, this Thursday at 7pm at @greedyreads.bsky.social in Remington!
Best lunch in Brooklyn. Tell an ignorant Minion fan.
I used to know so many people in NYC but they’ve all perished under Zohran’s authoritarian regime or moved to the Hudson Valley for affairs. If I’m only doing one museum which is it though
Hm. No?
Zeno Agency@zenoagency.bsky.social · 2mo agoA NECROMANCER'S GUIDE TO ARRANGED MARRIAGES by Katy Nyquist is on sale in Australia & New Zealand! Only $4.99 via Kobo...! - Aus: www.kobo.com/au/en/ebook/... - NZ: www.kobo.com/nz/en/ebook/... Published by @thomasawful.bsky.social, it's the 3rd book in the #ScandalsOfTheGifted series.
The Brothers McMullen. Appaloosa. Suburbicon.
inthefade@ihavethatonvinyl.com · 2mo agois there a movie you truly despise? if you come across it while changing channels you'll throw the remote at the tv. or if people are talking about you will leave the room. once in a while you will watch it with someone just to point out all the parts that make you angry. for me it is dirty dancing
Freaking out Gen Z with a relentless onslaught of reaction GIFs in the chat
The tough manly man is named Poindexter. The 80s are so embarrassed of what we have become. You can't make this stuff up.
Jared Yates Sexton@jysexton.bsky.social · 2mo agoI'm going to become the Joker
