Shadow the Pot Smokin Teddy Bear
@thraxur.bsky.social
he/him | 31 | shitposter gamer🎮stoner🪴wizard🧙🏻♂️ https://chirp.me/thraxur
Smokin on that plumbus shit from Rick and Morty
Is myspace really coming back? If so, will there be a reason to hate it? Is AI involved? Who owns it now?
Do not speak to me or my son ever again
Some excellent Halo 3 fun earlier today
Call me a sucker idgaf I am so fucking excited for this movie
Saw Rocky after only ever seeing Creed and Creed II, enjoyed it very very much
So I said, ‘sorry, I’m on a Sea Peoples only diet— I see peoples and I eat ‘em’.
This thing is full of vodka spiked lemonade because we haven't gone grocery shopping yet this week
studying the true shape of our planet, also known as GEOID, and I should not be doing this while high. The topology is 10,000x exaggerated but still. I have barely been around this rock.
![Newspaper: The Daily Pickle
Title: DIDI PICKLES DEAD FROM BEING TOO THICC AND TOO GOOD AT POSTING
[picture of didi pickles, with Xs on her eyes to indicate deadness]
Body: Today, at 4:24pm PST, Didi Pickles was pronounced dead in her California home. She was found by her 2 or three children- I can never remember how many- but it was crazy. She was thicc as zoo glass and smoked a bunch of crack rocks and died after posting 9,999 times. Each time was better than the last, according to several sources who I forgot their names. Probably Doug.
Anyway, Didi Pickles is dead as fuck and is never ever coming back. Haters rejoice! Thanks to all the haters she will never get 1000 followers now or even EVER again.
She is survived by her husband Stew Pickles and son and a bunch of other babies I guess. It kinda doesn't matter as none of you are gonna read this far. Squirt is just pee and I can prove it with asparagus. I have data on this and hey what the fuck? Am I some old dudes butt hole? How am I writing this? No seriously what the fuck](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jlmye4zikb6xf6yw42sdni5s/bafkreiap5kpm2cfycpgr75okcegubcgwtqy2t42lonvfdzpf6dyhdlg7ye)
Been in a manic/depressive episode for the last few weeks, today is the first day I feel even the slightest bit normal again and I have no idea what to do with all this just thought you all should know
Who would flush a baby swamp monster?? Don't they know what would happen??
If I could abstract already, I would have.