You seemed to handle telling ME what to do just fine.

Ravio 📈@rupeeunit.bsky.social · 3w ago

do i look like i could handle ordering for myself at a restaurant?

I should be the one crying right now. How long are you "heroes" going to keep Terrorizing my life????

Ravio 📈@rupeeunit.bsky.social · 3w ago

i understand the point you are trying to make with this, and it is very clear. buuuut i know if i chuckle you might hit me and then i would cry….

And these are my natural eyelashes. Get a grip.

Ravio 📈@rupeeunit.bsky.social · 3w ago

its my natural hair color. :(

IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. I SAW YOU AT THE MARKET HALF AN HOUR AGO WITH NORMAL COLORED HAIR

Okay wait then who's house did I just stri

Ravio 📈@rupeeunit.bsky.social · 3w ago

i am so flattered you think i have my own house. twirling my hair a little bit, actually!

Yup you guessed it lightning bolt spells on this specific guy's house again

Ravio 📈@rupeeunit.bsky.social · 3w ago

please purchase your spell casting license.

Yup you guessed it lightning bolt spells in the river again

Ravio 📈@rupeeunit.bsky.social · 3w ago

please purchase your fishing license before you cast.

Ganon has acquired a horrific power up known only as “that good kush and alcohol.” I fear for our chances of victory now…

lol nice fivehead dumbass

I CAST DARK SEAL OF GLISTENING OIL UPON YOUR KINGDOM

I NEED MY FUCKING SMOKES

To the deep end, to the heart line Hold it straight together, man, hold it straight together if you can Little fevers wrapped in dedication All strung out on novelty, collapse yourself and try to comprehend An angry island, a bitter bee sting Severing and shattering free the self and fix the between

Door's back there buddy 🫵

𝐘uga— ’@paintershand.bsky.social · 3mo ago

i hate when someone looks at me after doing or saying something stupid and there is no emotion , i crack up so hard and have to snort myself out the room .

I haven't said Anything.

𝐘uga— ’@paintershand.bsky.social · 3mo ago

im losing my absolute mind over you . STOP that . change that look on your face right now .

[ leaning towards the barkeeper and whispering ] can we get this guy out of here

You dont get to be an okay bard and maybe like maybe the 12th best magician in hyrule without making a few enemies

Give me another bottle im not driving tonight

Octavo. 🏳️‍⚧️@threadssoffate.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Used to it. [ Taking a Bigass swig of moomoo milk ]

“ 𝐓he papers say it’s 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢 Take my place among ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅs ✨

𝐘uga— ’@paintershand.bsky.social · 2y ago

— Life is a 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐

HOW IT FEELS TO SWITCH UP ON YOUR DAY 1'S

I’VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF GANON!!!!!

A dark shadow has fallen over Hyrule. In other news, it’s Wednesday.

TEMP PINNED. fantasy oc written by eli :) #ocrp / #mvrp

Fuckhead

The Wizard’s Prank

(Frantically searching through royal records) Come on, come on... COME ON! There has to be ONE straight guy in all of Koridai!

[ some Octavo sketches where I referenced Fujimoto from Ponyo... They're both big-nosed disheveled wizards, I think it suits him. ]