corpse eating dog
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his work lies all wheres and his hounds tire not
I would love to be one of those cats whose owners go on a trip and leave him with a big pile of a weeks food
(small talk with the Trojan man) you ever eat a acorn squash? Those are kind of ribbed
My childhood was procedurally generated so I’m not good at saying how I feel
Go directly to jail. Do not pass the false azure of the window pane. Do not collect your daughter’s body from Lake Omega.
I didn’t learn left from right until I was 27. Wasn’t important to my restless young lifestyle
I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy
Everyone in my high school graduating class got seven league boots but me
I’m very worn sunglasses you couldn’t imagine, kid…… sunglasses shaped like hearts…. Sunglasses that said SWAG….
I listen to Todd Rundgren now and all I can think about is how all those days he spent banging on the drum could have been used to help raise our GDP but I guess that’s just the inexorable nature of late capitalism.
I heard that Kinbote put on 40 pounds of pure muscle for Pale Fire 2
Nobody’s going to vote for you Todd because you wrote that song about how you don’t want to work and how you just want to bang on the drum all day. Actions have consequences Todd
If I was Todd rundgren I would pretend I wanted to work and then bang on the drum all day anyway. Optics thing.
Certain songs have big ideas about which team to root root root for and I don’t care for it
If I was a chef I wouldn’t focus on deliciousness I would focus on the truth
If you have less than 50k ig followers dentists don’t even tell you about the toothpastes that work
It’s not stalking if it doesn’t leave the grocery store. It’s called baby ducking and it’s cute
Why don’t stand ups just get on stage and say laugh or I’ll kill myself right now
As a narcissist everyone else in this self checkout is a weekend warrior to me
Is the chess app after game analysis ever just wrong when it suggests something you should have done or am I missing something