I love to use a baby voice to ask the dog if she feels “better after making poopie pies”
auto stop start was invented by a guy at the starter motor company because people weren’t burning them out fast enough
you they fixed the train exit turnstile!!! only took the entire summer!! da city dat works!!!
I fucking love when a zoomer looks like they got all their fashion cues from looking At the Drive-In band portraits
Some of the stuff in Freddy Got Fingered hasn't aged well at all. That food is completely rotten by now
I think it’s good when your team with playoff aspirations can’t hit a guy the Pirates DFA’d a month ago
Mune’s flow is really coming in nicely. He looks like he’s ready to pound two, tree beers on the boat.
suburbs guys pounding claws on the train football season is back baby
most people act different when they’ve received a cursed amulet, but not me. I stay me. 🙏
Taking time away from work to write a book on the science of Scooby Doo, Where Are You!
Good Morning America has some cannoli tips if anyone is looking for some
jokingly thought to myself “they should make music for depressed guys” and then shuffle went from Sun Kil Moon to Elliott Smith. Christ, man, I was just kidding!