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Ted Williams: **hits home run, returns to dugout** Teammate: Nice one, here’s a giant foam dinosaur helmet for you to wear now Ted Williams: **murders teammate on dugout steps**

I know Daktronics from the much smaller, much less lucrative transportation side of the business, so the idea of Kawhi being their spokesperson is so funny to me. Like, I want ads exclusively for roadside DMS. "With Kawhi on board, you don't even need a ladder truck anymore"

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you can say the Dodgers are doing their annual load management thing (Snell, Smith, Glasnow), and they are, but meanwhile the Brewers are doing their Jonny Rockets Ornelas thing, unfortunately

Brewers had a chance to hand the ball from Abner Uribe to Mark Manfredi. From a guy named after the man who invented baseball, to a man named (by Italian parents) after the man who reinvented baseball

Up until that trade, my entire feed was "brewers didn't do anything at the trade deadline, those bums." And now it has changed to "I wonder what they'll do next! 🤔" Get a grip, people!

Arnold has always loved waiting til the deadline and hoping his trade partners get desperate or that better offers than his just don't materialize. Not a bad way to acquire flawed pieces, but it's certainly excruciating for all parties involved