Tried some new markers 🥰

in general "Takedown" is my least favorite song from kpop demon hunters bc the lyrics just don't land (which: it Cannot be an easy assignment to write a diss track that sounds badass but is also PG) BUT: telling someone they're "a broken soul trapped in the nastiest shell" IS extremely funny

writing fiction while autistic is soooooooooohhhohohooho. it's so. how do i tell when i am Overexplaining. i want the reader to grasp my Vision and Thought Process but you're not supposed to Overexplain. ugh ugh ugh ugh

sirloin steak??? no thanks. do you have any ma’amloin?

me when im getting menaced by a dead manta ray and a bunch of skulls

can i say a completely inconsequential pet peeve. i fuckin hate it when people write "hundreds" as "100s". or "thousands" as "1000s". "100s of new arrivals." assbutt ugly

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

there's a massive apple tree in our backyard and almost every single one of the apples growing on it is solid pale green, nowhere near ripe, except one at the utmost tippy top, beyond the reach of anyone but worms, which is flat-out scarlet. storybook ass apple. haunts me

saw someone wearing a cute King Arthur Baking Co hat. said to myself aw maybe i could get something like that now that i have full time wages! and buy more of their stuff! said to myself Wait, is that Conspicuous Consumption? 🌟Bragging🌟 about being able to afford the Good 🌟Flour🌟? what an economy

coworker my age: are you chronically online me: yeah why coworker: have you seen those tiktoks where - me: oh no not like that

please do not??? take a library book to the beach??? and bring it back STICKY and with SAND inside the MYLAR???????

phrases that hit your vocabulary like the asteroid hit the dinosaurs

salespeople knocking on my front door at 8:45pm? when im in my bathrobe?? when is a bitch to know peace

spring is officially over and once again i did not do a big spring cleaning overhaul. i'm like 5 years behind on spring cleaning at this point

playing LoZ: Link's Awakening DX (1998). only ever played the remake before. while i love the pixel art, only being able to equip 2 items at a time is a pain in the fucking ass. anyway i came here to say i miss princess zelda. she isn't in this game. i knew that but where is she. where is my girl

finished the second draft of my wizard romance novel wip tonight. hooah

my favorite game when im checking in board games at the library is to take a bunch of cards facedown and make my coworkers choose one. today i was doing Finspan and i was like "ok linda pick a card to find out what fish you are" and she picked the White Suckerfish. obliterated

i need a doctor’s note saying i get to drop everything at work and stare out the window whenever it starts raining hard

Ever wonder how some people manage to take longer toys vaginally? Well, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the ✨️posterior & anterior fornix✨️ Thanks to them, seemingly impossibly long insertions are possible for some people (with enough practice, of course)! #sexed #reproductiveanatomy

Florence + The Machine 2 of 3 for this months Patreon "You left me in the dark No dawn, no day I'm always in this twilight In the shadow of your heart" #art

baby hangs out with me in bed as I recover from surgery but is still pissed i won’t let her step on my abdomen yet

having a minor surgery this week. eurgh. this will be my third one ever and im always fine with it up until just before it happens and then im like "what the fuck do you mean there are going to be strangers handling my body when im not even there to supervise"

everyone look at my kitty cat

mostly im glad that ursula k le guin passed on before the rise of AI so she didn’t have to see this shit but a little part of me would have appreciated the catharsis of the nuclear-level Scathing Remarks she would have blessed us with

just saw someone at the cafe ask “what’s this pastry right here” about a cinnamon roll

wrapping myself in my novel wip like a blanket and mumbling "if i love it someone else could too"

u know, normally i think of myself as not that routine-dependent but last august i rly was in the emergency room in agony & they were telling me i needed Emergency Surgery to get my appendix out & the first thing i said was like "oh god i'm not gonna have to SPEND the NIGHT am i???"

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life