the 2026 buisness owner

god almighty this website needs football in the worst way

me after calling the bsky hotline in order to get an audio feed of all of your poast's

KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 23h ago

Once again I have set a calendar reminder alert for the days preceding the Air and Water Show. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me eight or nine or ten times,

preseason polls and broadcast crews aside, someone fetch me when lsufootball dot net posts the tv schedule it is The Harbinger

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

Luncheoning in the out of doors

You, a simpleton: RETVRN Me, wise, a descendent of rip Van Winkle: some of us never left

assbutt@nasboat.org · 2d ago

the Billboard Modern Rock chart from 30 years ago today — August 3, 1996.

We love to come in on the first Monday of a new month and immediately open the Outlook inbox to find the entire fucking month already completely shot to hell, don't we folks

tfw it's time for dodger baseball

Class dismissed! EXCEPT FOR YOU, JEROME.

Homestar Screens@grapenutsrobot.graphics · 3d ago

🎶 i was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true 🎶

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson.bsky.social · last mo.

[south park's cartman doing his high-pitched singsong voice while doing something unspeakably evil] motorin', what's your price for flight

Now to take a big sip of Limoncello La Croix and glance at the MLB AL Central stand— the White Sox? the CHICAGO White Sox? How did this happen? How COULD this have happened?

Welcome to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil

That's My IL State Senator

State Senator Mike Simmons - IL-7th@senmikesimmons.bsky.social · 5d ago

IT’S OFFICIAL! House Bill 3564 is set to become law on January 1st, 2027! HB3564 establishes a $50 cap for rental application fees, bans 11 types of junk fees, caps move-in fees at 20% of rent, and requires move-in fees to be itemized, among more protections for renters. (1/2)

TODAY'S PLANS:

Homer Simpson Dreaming on Couch

Alt: animated gif of homer simpson lying on the couch daydreaming about being retired and lying on the couch.

static.klipy.com

sheesh, muddy lolla this year

suggested slogans for annoyingly popular but inherently terrible bits of software, number #1 in what promises to be a very long series: "Adobe Acrobat: why don't YOU go fuck yourself?"

Google was offering me three free months of YouTube Premium, which I have long resisted, and after only a few days: Ah shit they got me, I can never go back

it still july

buddy they won't even let me fuck in it

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

Mr. Gorbachev, turn down for what

Today’s Michigan Ave theme has been coordinated summer group outings of all kinds So many matching tees

Chose the nicest day of the week to come downtown to the office because it also falls nicely before Lolla descends on the vicinity

NO, BEN! NO!

springfieldians@springfieldians.bsky.social · last wk.

the humidity has temporarily collapsed for a couple of days and now it feels like early september help

If you rely on AI to write emails like this in the first place you are too goddamn dumb to be working. Full stop. Do not pass Go!, do not collect $200.

Theo@theopriestley.net · last wk.

Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.

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can i also be put on indefinite paid administrative leave