Dunno what it says about the times that I was excited and relieved to see that this is a result proved by a human
Unverified but BIG if true eprint.iacr.org/2026/1591
Tim Hsu
@timhsu.net
SJSU math prof living in SF. Too old to spend this much time on comic books and music. He/him
Dunno what it says about the times that I was excited and relieved to see that this is a result proved by a human
Unverified but BIG if true eprint.iacr.org/2026/1591
Wash U, Arizona State, U Kansas, Johns Hopkins: I guess there will always be collaborators (or at least weasels)
Scoop: The Trump administration is sending a letter to college presidents asking them to pledge a series of policy changes by the end of the year. Unlike last year's Compact, this effort was devised with input from higher ed leaders. Free link to my exclusive: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi meme saying, "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time"
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Ruby Rippey, formerly Ruby Rippey-Tourk, has published a personal essay about her alcohol-fueled affair with Gavin Newsom during his first term as mayor of San Francisco — while Rippey’s husband Alex Tourk was one of Newsom’s top advisors.
While the Fields Medal celebrates the under-40s, the mathematician Joan Birman has, at the age of 99, solved a major open problem in representations of the Braid groups, a topic she has worked on for more than 60 years.
Whew, the editors of @science.org are getting real.
The Assault On Science Funding Continues
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The real question regarding the recent breakthroughs of AI in math is the total cost in staff and energy pertaining to it. A ridiculously expensive way of disproving an Erdös conjecture. #MathSky
Saw Pavement at Mosswood Meltdown last Fri, and the thing that really stays with me is their intro from John Waters: "Ah, the 90's, I was already old. You weren't, but now you are.... Oh, youth. Guess what? You'll never get it back. But here's the next best thing. Pavement!"
When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots." Well, dots connected: www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.
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Interesting thread (as always) from @barbarafantechi.bsky.social
I think LLMs have no purpose in maths research outside specific, very limited subareas, and will require a lot of work from mathematicians. They will facilitate plagiarism, and I fear that dishonest colleagues using them for refereeing will poison the well of reliability of published papers.
For comparison: about 4 years of USAID at pre-DOGE strength or 9-10 years of NSF at full strength
The Trump administration has not disclosed its cost estimates for the Iran war.
Good morning. Today is the LAST DAY to comment on the proposed OMB rule that will, honestly, destroy science in the US. And it will do FAR MORE THAN THAT. www.theverge.com/science/9576...
The war against ‘woke’ could end US science as we know it
‘Everyone will be affected, not just scientists. Every community in the country.’
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Thank you! I even turned it into a CYOA-style tool: tinyurl.com/MF-omb which tries to automate the process as much as possible you can respond to prompts and download your own writing as a comment at the end!
MOTHERFUNCTOR's OMB Comment Helper
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Deadline is 11:59pm Eastern, 8:59pm Pacific! Procrastinating academics unite (as long as it's before 11:59 Eastern/8:59 Pacific)
Last day to comment - help save science and math in the US!
As goes Maine, so goes the nation (fingers crossed)
Amazing! ICE kills a man ~7:30 am. 1st news report is an hour later. ~1:30 pm, a group of 𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 marches in Main Street and "storms into the Biddeford office of [U.S.] Sen. Susan Collins." Would be hard to do in NYC. Biddeford pop. = 22,000! www.pressherald.com/2026/07/13/s...
🚨 HEADS UP: If you haven't submitted a comment on the OMB proposal yet, there's still time - but it's running out! There are only 1 days left to push back against Russell Vought's attempt to give political appointees unprecedented control over federal research funding. Take Action: zurl.co/eoQwY
Russell Vought is working to advance a key part of his Project 2025 agenda by giving political appointees unprecedented authority over federal science funding decisions. Fight back by leaving your public comment by visiting this link: zurl.co/hdmlB Article: zurl.co/ijSUz
Trump administration proposal would all but end scientific merit in grant funding, critics say
Proposed in late May, the rule would give political appointees unprecedented control over federal grants for research, education and infrastructure.
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If you want help writing your comment @courtneygibbons.phd has a tool to help
Thank you! I even turned it into a CYOA-style tool: tinyurl.com/MF-omb which tries to automate the process as much as possible you can respond to prompts and download your own writing as a comment at the end!
If you don't think anyone will listen? Your comment can help with the eventual lawsuit
It is required by law that they take into account and address any substantive comments. uploads.federalregister.gov/uploads/2013... Those comments can also serve as the basis for lawsuits regarding the rule.
Help save Head Start and Veterans and transit!
And if you think you don't have anything to do with federal grants? You DO. Anyone you know use Head Start? Federal grant. Anyone you know receive mental healthcare via Veterans? Federal Grant. Take Amtrak? Federal. Grant. railroads.dot.gov/grants-loans...
Last day to comment - help save science and math in the US!
As an incurable procrastinator, I only just now commented on the OMB's Proposed Rule to politicize and otherwise mess up Federal grant funding. It only took about an hour, thanks to @courtneygibbons.phd: buttondown.com/crgibbons/ar... Comment now, deadline Mon Jul 13! (1/3)
As an incurable procrastinator, I only just now commented on the OMB's Proposed Rule to politicize and otherwise mess up Federal grant funding. It only took about an hour, thanks to @courtneygibbons.phd: buttondown.com/crgibbons/ar... Comment now, deadline Mon Jul 13! (1/3)
MOTHERFUNCTOR Guide for "Uniform Grants Regulation" Comment Writing (1/3)
Part 1: what's in the OMB proposed grants regs? Why should you care? How will you use this guide? More parts coming!
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Comments due by Monday on the attempt to politicize science/aka kill American research as we know it. Do it at the link (counter the ton of Heritage-foudnatoin-prompted comments): www.regulations.gov/document/OMB...