Timothy Knapman

@timothyknapman.bsky.social

Writer of children's books, musicals, plays, operas and the rest. More details at www.timothyknapman.co.uk - if you dare... #KidLitUK

The actual regime that these people are hankering after is Dubai: a small elite of citizens, most immigrants to be transient, insecure and all immigrants to be second-class. In reality they would hate the world they would create and would find ever-more ridiculous scapegoats for their failure.

Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?

Watching the Peter Ustinov Death on the Nile. Script by Anthony Shaffer of Sleuth and Wicker Man fame. Apart from noting that most of the cast is now dead, I’m finding it hard to get past the fact that the murder victim - spoilers! - is called Mrs Doyle.

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“Get the back-to-school giggles with this sweet tale. Imagination runs wild here – or does it? It’s a great first day read for littles.” Lovely review for the new US edition of OH NO! DINOSAURS IN MY SCHOOL by me and Sarah Warburton.

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Virgin Media's customer service is truly appalling. They were to replace a cable today. They did not arrive to do so. My wife has spent hours on futile calls to call centres staffed by people with no apparent ability to give a straight answer to a straight question or solve the problem. #Sludge

'None of the bands are being paid today ... because the whole event is for three charities: Cure Parkinson’s, Birmingham Children’s Hospital and – huge nostalgia rush on hearing this name after growing up in Solihull – Acorns Children’s Hospice.' www.theguardian.com/music/live/2...

Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne’s final gig – follow it live!

The influential Birmingham band are at Villa Park for a final concert – called Back to the Beginning – joined by the cream of heavy metal. After including Slayer, Guns ‘N Roses and more we’re looking ...

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Author copies of the US edition of OH NO! DINOSAURS IN MY SCHOOL by me and Sarah Warburton heading across the Atlantic from Scholastic to cause mischief and mayhem. Full of fun, laughs and games of Spot The Dinosaur. Enjoy!

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