Literally Tina Belcher 🏳️⚧️
@tinafromtv.bsky.social
Musician, Software Engineer, Cyclist, Jew, Shitposter, Eggbug Enthusiast, Riichi Enjoyer, and etc Currently Formerly Extremely mildly autistic Will hit you with a lirpa
Society is just putting stuff on top of other stuff
Not to brag, but I just played 2 hanchans of riichi with a table of tournament winners and I didn't embarrass myself
GG Allin was the reincarnation of Diogenes
Before you set out for revenge, dig two graves. In case, the guy you're after, in case he has a friend.
@theonion.com Pitch: Trump signs executive order renaming the Tappan Zee Bridge to the American Bridge
Chunk of Change by Passion Pit just never loses, every song, every note is amazing
The Tholians only had, like, one good idea. They peaked in the 23rd century, straight down hill from there.
I was starting to come around on Starfleet Academy, then the season finale subjected me to a straight hour of heartfelt speeches with several 2-second breaks for miracle-generating technobabble.
Say what you will, the Romulans consistently sport the best bangs in the galaxy.
Sorry for what I said while I was manic
Star Trek Academy, the show that bravely asks the question: What if every character was a Mary Sue?
I am trying so hard to like Starfleet Academy, so hard
A thousand kilometers should be called a kilokilometer.
Star Trek: Enterprise s3e10: Instead of "Sim", they should have called him Charles Tucker the 3rd the 2nd
They call 'em beavers but I've never seen' em beav.
Labor is entitled to all the pizza it creates.
One day, the stock market will be illegal and everyone will have to work for a living.
I signed up to take the exam to be an MTA conductor and like, going from Software Engineer to Train Conductor would mean that I win autism
2pm really is, like, the best time of day
God, I love a programmatically-generated types file
Fortitude... Four tit dude... I'm bored
I'm ready for a Nintendo Indirect. "We've got this game, you know, we think you'll probably enjoy it. It will be available at a future date. You should buy it, maybe." *snaps fingers*
Constantly telling my brain to stop mixing up Henry Gibson and Henrik Ibsen. It's Letterkenny/Sleater-Kinney up over again
Bokoblins make tools, clothing, and control fire... man I don't think we should be killing them.