So the AI stuff is all just capital inertia right? Like we HAVE to keep throwing money at this because regardless whether or not the Silicon Valley types actually believe it will work, we’re in too deep.
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Having so much fun at the Megaplex Pancake Breakfast!!!!!!!1!
Oh yeah? Well what if I suck you off to completion what then?
Average App Interactions: Grindr: “You’re fat,” block. Sniffies: “Are you into older? Looking to meet at the park bathroom in 15 seconds.” Tinder: “…” Barq: “I know I said we would hang out but my dog has depression and I have anxiety so maybe we try a fourth time?”
“I bought this before I knew Elon was crazy. I have brought shame upon my Daimyō and must commit seppuku.”
Networking at the venture capital mansion orgy, call me a thot leader.
My Letterboxd Review: The Legend of Aang (2026). Solid voice acting GORGEOUS visuals. HOWEVER there is honestly too much fan service and it suffers the Korra effect of not having a basis in actual Asian culture and making the spirit world stuff an “ultimate power” macguffin. 6/10.
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My Letterboxd Review: Backrooms (2026). I can’t believe a movie about a guy getting lost in Kmart beat The Mandalorian and Grogu at the box office. In all seriousness, while it’s not perfect, I absolutely respect that they kept it real fucking weird. 7.5-8/10
Mexico really is ahead of the pack in infinitely crushable beer technology.
“If you think about it, it’s very Jamiroquai coded” - @coyote.tel
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
Everyday I wake up a little more whimsical than the last.
Mustelid suits have started to make me feel funny.
Foot fetishist hookup app that shows hot feet near you, it’s called “Solesearch.”
Me? Cooper Coyote? Artist, entrepreneur, and business wizard?
As the official artist-in-residence of the FWA 2026 Smokey Bear Erotic Appreciation Party (21+) ™️ I’m proud to present the only YCH I could complete in a 3 hour timeframe. (Spoiler: it’s porn of someone getting railed by Smokey Bear).
Yeah yeah yeah “elevator con” and all that but genuinely HOW can they fuck up the elevators THIS BAD EVERY YEAR.