Bark’teryx Brand Ambassador

@tiredyote.bsky.social

All denim, all the time. If you’re looking for deals you’ve come to the right place. 🏳️‍🌈 | Desert Dog | Seattle, WA | NSFW 🔞

Average App Interactions: Grindr: “You’re fat,” block. Sniffies: “Are you into older? Looking to meet at the park bathroom in 15 seconds.” Tinder: “…” Barq: “I know I said we would hang out but my dog has depression and I have anxiety so maybe we try a fourth time?”

My Letterboxd Review: The Legend of Aang (2026). Solid voice acting GORGEOUS visuals. HOWEVER there is honestly too much fan service and it suffers the Korra effect of not having a basis in actual Asian culture and making the spirit world stuff an “ultimate power” macguffin. 6/10.

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My Letterboxd Review: Backrooms (2026). I can’t believe a movie about a guy getting lost in Kmart beat The Mandalorian and Grogu at the box office. In all seriousness, while it’s not perfect, I absolutely respect that they kept it real fucking weird. 7.5-8/10

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thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

As the official artist-in-residence of the FWA 2026 Smokey Bear Erotic Appreciation Party (21+) ™️ I’m proud to present the only YCH I could complete in a 3 hour timeframe. (Spoiler: it’s porn of someone getting railed by Smokey Bear).