Fim Shady 🇨🇦
@titillatedocelot.bsky.social
All the other Fims Shady are simply pretending to be me. 50-something lifelong gamer. I strive to be the funniest thing you read today. I wouldn't feed AI slop to pigs.
Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "
Hey folks! This shitty looking film is full of AI slop! If you should come across any of the few humans that worked on it, be sure to drop a steaming deuce on their chests. #AISlop #Icecreamman www.reddit.com/user/IceCrea...
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Why does every news site I go to think I want to watch videos of toenail fungus being treated?
What kind of leader arbitrarily applies a 50% tariff to an ally? One that's terrified his days are numbered.
I look at the "it's AI but it's funny" stance like this: someone tells me there's this really funny joke, but it's written on a dick. And the dick is being shoved in my face, and it's clear that the guy doesn't take very good care of himself. "But the joke is really funny!" Yeah... except dick.
I somehow managed to accidentally trigger Gemini on my phone just as I belched. It interpreted it as me saying I was looking to end my life. I explained that I had merely belched, and it couldn't contextualize that information. Told me I had said "do the deed". Nah, bitch. Just burps. #AI
AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.
For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.
Hey, don't worry America! Sure you got a forever war on your hands but at least you FINALLY have a president who can pick a squirrel out of a lineup.
Based on the completely arbitrary rules I just made up for life, I win. Suck it, chumps.
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
Suck it, Big Tech. Nobody wants the AI revolution you keep insisting is inevitable.
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
I don't care how many followers you have, posting or sharing of AI slop is an instant unfollow for me. #AISlop
If you still support this senile shit stain after this speech, you need to lube up your fist and go fuck yourself.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4mo agoSo inspiring
Swalwell: "This guy has more plans for his ballroom at the White House than he does for protecting the homeland, fighting a war in Iran, and bringing down the costs as he promised he'd do on day one."
SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
The New York Times games app has added a jazzy little number that plays when you complete a crossword, and now I have "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs" as an earworm.
My father always told me "If at first you don't succeed you might as will give up. Great that you've figured out that you were always gonna end up a failure, now walk in front of a bus, if you can get THAT right." My father is a lovely man and said no such thing, but can you imagine?
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Reports are now emerging from within the Dilley, Texas ICE Family Concentration Camp, which are referred to as “Blue Butterfly Zones.” These zones are where the camp’s young girls are being kept separated and isolated for unknown reasons.
I'm not buying anything from companies that use AI in their advertising. If you aren't willing to pay people to create your adverts, I'm not paying to buy your creations either. #AIslop
