ddiiggss

@ddiiggss.bsky.social

chop legs, peel sox

i love when you're trying to troubleshoot something and you come across the smarmy guy in the thread whos like "that's a known issue" sorry man i didn't realize I was addressing the Issue Knower

If you 🫵 can make it to Fenway tonight for Phish, and need a miracle 🎟️ send me a DM. Single aisle, loge seat, not with me, down third base line It’s Jerry’s birthday, so you get the present.

The worst part about having a minor gas leak in your home that you refuse to fix due to an ongoing, morally justified, but nonetheless sexually charged, dispute with your neighbour is that it really colours how people judge your takes. They're prejudiced against new ideas you or your cat suggest.