I’m absolutely ‘whatevering’ the Trump accounts but Jesus Christ why would parade this fucking melted Barbie front and center to promote them I wouldn’t leave her alone with my dogs for 30 seconds let alone my kids.
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@tittysommelier.bsky.social
Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
Seeing Elizabeth Warren warn me about private equity on tik tok it’s like goddamn woman. You were a bad candidate 6 years ago because you’re basically 20 years behind the times. Get with the program grandma do you think I care private equity ruined toys r us I could not give a fuck less.
I like titties out in a tank top, long hair, shaved legs, tight jeans, and the president of the United States bleeding out in the Oval Office
Me and the ol battleaxe took the kids to a monster truck show
I know Donald Trump sucks or whatever but I’m still real fuckin mad at Joe Brandon
I’ve had black ‘pudding’ before but you uk perverts could go a long way in making it less weird by calling it black sausage.
Boomers are so weird about snakes man. Does this moron look dangerous? I took my snake out for my old ass coworker and he could not bring himself to hold it.
AI really ruined cartoon porn. Everything I’ve saved on my phone was made by a person with intention. I don’t save photos anymore because I just assume it’s some slop made for a joke by some guy. When I see cartoon porn, I want to know an actual human made this to jack off to.
I had to talk to this guy at work with a hard stutter today trying to tell me what’s going on with his truck and one of my dumbass young coworkers was like ‘it’s all right man spit it out’ and I had to say ‘shut the fuck up Kyle this doesn’t concern you’ and apologize for him being fucking stupid
Imagine my surprise to learn this is an actual episode of the cartoon show and not something made by a deviantart pervert
One of the most disappointing facts I ever learned was that Christopher Dorner was just a really big Bill and Hillary Clinton guy
I know I’m late to this one, but as an early adopter of the ethos that ‘Officer Paul Frayzee sucks ass’, feels good to be vindicated on that one. Now never in a million years did I think I’d see your guys screenshots of him losing his mind to AI psychosis, but I knew that guy sucked like day 1 here.
We need to get that asshole from Blues Traveler on here. I used to love fighting with that fat dickhead on twitter
Do you guys remember when people were zooming in on women’s crotches and being like ‘that’s a bulge that’s not actually a woman’. That was like 5 years ago and it turns out all those guys just gotta die and they control the levers of power now.
Just found out world of Warcraft is still a game somehow and you perverts have been playing it for over 20 years. I beg of all of you, please touch a titty. That game came out when I was in high school people have sunk thousands of dollars into it please just go outside
‘I will give everyone $5000’ bitch no you won’t shut the fuck up
I’ve never checked my kids phones and I probably never will. I don’t want to know what those perverts are doing it’s probably gross and not my business.
When the Jews return to Zion And a comet fills the sky The Holy Roman Empire rises And you and I must die From the eternal sea he rises Creating armies on either shore Turning man against his brother Until man exists no more
Just so we’re clear boys. We’ve got the one year kirkaversary and the 25th anniversary of 9/11 coming. You better post like you you got the fattest set of steel nuts on planet earth. I wanna see some wild shit these next two days. Do NOT disappoint me in the next 48 hours I want only your A game
I don’t know why these are basically pokemon cards for boomers but every time my wife makes me go to an antique store I see this shit
I love my family, my truck, and a fat guy touch down. In that order
I don’t know if this is a joke account or not but it’s just reaffirming my belief that we have to nuke the United Kingdom and rid ourselves of them once and for all
