TMI Queen (Amy)

@tmiqueen.bsky.social

Pirate enthusiast from the Island of Misfit Sex Toys. Grandma aged, so give me all the NSFW. 😂

My tattoo artist canceled on me for the 5th consecutive time in 5 years. I’m finally done with him. Someone else can finish the tattoo he started and can enjoy my overshares. 😚✌️

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you Heather, which as a GenXer is pretty cool but my grandpa was from Chicago and pronounced it “Header” so it got nixed at the last minute.

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊@politestmenace.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you Alexis if I’d been a boy, nickname Alyosha (my mom was a Russian lit major). Alexis actually woulda been a cool NB name

Do I know how to make friendship bracelets? No. Did my ADHD ass just buy a massive friendship bracelet making kit? Definitely. I bought two. Will I actually make aforementioned bracelets anytime in the near future? To be determined…