Hey, Congress? Think before you confirm.

Is YOUR Child Secretly Texting About the Second Run of Columbo Episodes (89-03)? Look For These Acronyms: LOL: Looking Old, Lieutenant OMG: Oh…McGoohan’s Geriatric FFS: Featuring Fisher Stevens NSA: No!! Shatner Again?!

this is romance btw

Lift every chair and swing 🎶🎤

El-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"

Good morning fellow Missourians, amendments 4 and 5 were soundly crushed yesterday 💜💜💜 But will Jeff City accept it? Time will tell…

It's almost time for Con's birthday! And for this milestone year, I'm putting together a video compilation of a bunch of his fans giving back and showing kindness in his honor. Read this thread for all the details! And please share it! (1/6)

Taika Waititi on the late Sam Neill: 'He was incapable of freaking out'

Taika Waititi on the late Sam Neill: 'He was incapable of freaking out'

Hunt For The Wilderpeople is re-releasing in select cinemas for the film's 10th anniversary. Director Taika Waititi reflects on meeting Sam Neill for the first time. The actor died in July.

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well, hello

'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)

He is doing exactly what you think he's doing 🤣 He really brought the horndog energy to that D&D session

xray_vex@xrayvex.bsky.social · 2d ago

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Chapter 2 of my RBB collab with @boblablubb.bsky.social is up! archiveofourown.org/works/896026...

That Erin@toadpuppy.bsky.social · 5d ago

What's this? An RBB collab between me and @boblablubb.bsky.social? Featuring Ed as a dad with a cute lil mini-me, and Stede as the friendly and helpful DILF next door? Check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/896026...

watch party tonight on my discord! 9 pm EST / 8 central / 7 mountain / 6 PST running time: approx 2 hrs

Who wants to be lucky #90 to fill out the survey 👀 I’m hoping it will hit 100 by the end of the month

TenderAsHell❤️@tenderashell.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ace & Aro OFMD Fandom Survey is here! 💜🏴‍☠️💜 If you are part of the Crew and identify on the asexual and/or aromantic spectrums, please join in 💚🏴‍☠️💚 The survey will close Sept 1, responses are anonymous, participants must be 18+ forms.gle/dGVvdxa77nBs...

I'm glad my kid hates AI as much as, if not more than, I do. His writing and art come from a place of deep humanity and AI can't replicate that.

No one steals like Stede Bonnet Wears high heels like Stede Bonnet Fucks Ed Teach with such fantastic zeal likes Stede Bonnet

I really think Rhys Darby needs to do more travel shows. He’s really good at them

can somebody please give david jenkins a fucking break?

The president of the United States is a rapist.

What's this? An RBB collab between me and @boblablubb.bsky.social? Featuring Ed as a dad with a cute lil mini-me, and Stede as the friendly and helpful DILF next door? Check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/896026...

1977: Codependency Limerence White-bread Social liberalism NPC www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler

Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster

When was a word first used in print? You may be surprised! Choose a year, and we'll show you the words that come from that date.

merriam-webster.com

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Epstein files aren't worth seeing or discussing, but Fauci's personal diary...? THERE's our new distraction. I'd listen to this remarkable woman.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople 2: Hunt for the Skeletons. RIP Uncle Hec and Ricky B!

just saw that hank green admitted using ch@tgpt for writing, and first of all fuck you you hypocritical piece of shit and second this only reaffirms my decision to block him and his brother on every possible platform for almost 20 years and counting

Stede Bonnet is that you?

Andy McKay@korimakoecology.bsky.social · 7d ago

Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.