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@toastedrice.bsky.social
An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Always open to noodle soup recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb. 36 MD
My morning wood has been like, aggressive the past few weeks
My brain is telling me that it’s time to get back into anonymous sex, but my aging knees disagree
I wonder how many #fcf posts accidentally get tagged as “fcc”. Followers of the Federal Communications Commission can have some pole, as a treat.
Hi Siri, please interpret whatever I wrote in my notes from this meeting while I was overwhelmed
remember when this website was much smaller and i used to post dick every friday?
Trying to turn a hottie into a fucked hottie 😈 #FCF
Heading to Chicago for the first time for the weekend 😘 any places I should check out?
I wonder how many #fcf posts accidentally get tagged as “fcc”. Followers of the Federal Communications Commission can have some pole, as a treat.
I just turned down two major opportunities, for a couple of reasons, one of which is that I am simply so deeply burned out that it wouldn’t be responsible for me to take them on. And now, I feel stressed about that choice, even if the rational part of my brain says it was the right thing to do.
Was feeling some type of way last night and didn’t get humped 😖
[insert witty caption about nudes and being horny here]
What if I just walked into the sea and became one with the kelp and algae, what then
Heya boys, tell daddy how your week is going? #asianmale #teamuncut #bator
A recurring depressing thing about working with young people is how often they beg for forgiveness just for advocating for themselves, for asking for the bare minimum of support and help. This is for anything from asking when they’re getting paid to asking for help when they’re homeless.
