‘Space X will build moon factories powered by humanoid robots’

QUICK SAY SOMETHING THE INVESTORS ARE LOOKING BORED SAYS THE FINANCE DEPARTMENT

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands? You know a murderous ghost clown and you’re happy? You’re actually clapping??

unclear if this means how to strategically recruit them or how the ones in their ranks need deprogramming

Alex Partridge@alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 2h ago

In a post on X he says he’ll instead be advising the Conservative Party on how young men become radicalised

In ‘Ludwig returns to BBC1 on Thursday 20th August at 9pm for its second series & partial box set drop news’ news, Ludwig returns to BBC1 on Thursday 20th August at 9pm for its second series & partial box set drop

rebranding my eating masses of pasta for years as carb-loading for an as-yet-unspecified event

*Thom Yorke voice* but I’m a crêpe I’m not a pancake

*Thom Yorke voice* but I’m a crêpe I’m not a pancake

‘yes, I’ve handed my wallet to a stranger in the street who told me they were a wallet inspector,’ the investors added

The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterday

SpaceX shares are down by half from their June peak as investors worry Musk may have oversold them on its future prospects.

saw a comedian on a train to Edinburgh and they weren’t remotely funny once - they didn’t say even nap or snore in an amusing way. Very poor, zero stars

oh i see, he assaulted his pregnant girlfriend in a satirical way

NEW | A corrective to the gushing tributes… LIDDLE TO BE CELEBRATED An honest obituary for Rod Liddle, dead at 66, dead inside for many years before that. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/liddle-to-...

Liddle to be celebrated

An honest obituary for Rod Liddle, dead at 66, dead inside for many years before that.

brokenbottleboy.substack.com

Far right thug who marched as "defender of women" battered his own mum Alan Miller took to streets on march to "Protect Our Women and Kids". We can now reveal that he was convicted of assaulting his own mum at her home www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/far-rig...

Far right thug who marched as "defender of women" battered his own mum

Alan Miller took to streets on march to "Protect Our Women and Kids". We can now reveal that he was convicted of assaulting his own mum at her home

dailyrecord.co.uk

to not mention people’s horrible bigotry after their death is disrespectful to them & their bigotry, as they fervently held those beliefs in life & weren’t ashamed to be bigots

Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.

never, ever, stop being grateful the life choices you made mean you’ll never be eulogised Rebekah Brooks and Michael Gove

a suit stuffed with cash with a balloon for a head has a v good chance

hoo boy is this an answer which raises more questions

Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Questions about [my] money could go on for years," says Nigel Farage, when asked about the secret deal he struck with the convicted fraudster George Cottrell before agreeing to return as leader of Reform UK.

and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer

and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer

Over on ITV4 at 9pm is the bonafide classic Time Bandits, one of fantasy’s more unnerving and funniest films

sort of annoyed by how much I have enjoyed chomping this crisp chimera

casablanca_bogart_shocked_gambling_gif www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe

The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to Trump's family business.

reuters.com

Britain’s favourite spice is mayonnaise

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 5d ago

YouGov's latest scoop: vanilla is Britain's favourite ice cream flavour Vanilla: 18% Mint choc chip: 14% Chocolate: 13% Strawberry: 5% Salted caramel: 5% Rum and raisin: 5% Pistachio: 4% Coffee: 3% Raspberry ripple: 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

there are occasions when an artist captures their subject so perfectly, all you can do is marvel at their ability

Does anyone know what sort of bumwad billionaires use? Is it triple-ply silk or veal calf skin, it’s certainly not the bargain single-ply down Londis is it

few worse horrors in film than the fate of the toys in Toy Story - an eternity of fighting against obsolescence, all the while knowing they’ll be rejected by everyone they ever love

let’s just skip to the inevitable end where the poison-laced squash is handed out to fanatical loyalists in a rural compound www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Reform councillors told to call donations inquiry ‘establishment stitch-up’

Party briefing notes say: ‘Daily routine of hit jobs and smears will not deter us from winning next general election’

theguardian.com

Elon Musk, the racist white supremacist who backs white supremacist conspiracy theories & racists, says he’s not racist