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Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social · last wk.

Either win Jeopardy and place in a Ninja Warrior qualifying round, sir, or admit that you can no longer fulfill the role.

Update: Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling on Sen. Mitch McConnell to “directly and verbally address the people of Kentucky and provide proof of your capacity to serve, or resign.” Thank you, Governor Beshear!

Work crew outside cut my Internet cable for the third time in two months and now I’m just sitting here reading a book like an idiot.

Wife encouraged me to get a new monitor after the move, so I just played through the beginning of Far Cry 3. What a banger.

The Threads bros left me feeling inspired today mechatodzilla.medium.com/the-perfect-...

The Perfect Success of AI Is Already Guaranteed

That’s why I can’t allow you to say anything bad about it at all

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It's neat that we're living out the plot of the Terminator films, but that the robots coming after everybody are just human douchebags from Reddit.

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with millennials: We went from growing up in the ‘90s to getting yelled at in retail break rooms by adults with visible Looney Tunes character tattoos. There’s no coming back from that.

Here's a fun game: I look for AI slop in your product images, and if I find it, I buy something else. Everybody having fun?

Unpacking my new office and considering dumping an obscene number of copies of my own book in a landfill in Alamogordo.

Hope the Wall Street Journal isn’t spending that $10,000 all in one place…

What’s right for the American people is clear: Mitch McConnell must either appear on Hot Ones or resign.

He lies and says he’s in league with Dems, Can’t find a Fetterman.

Todd Mitchell@toddnotmitchell.com · last mo.

Oh my god they’re doing it

I’m just knowingly mischaracterizing things I don’t like as AI now. “Sir, are you aware there’s a warrant for your arrest for failure to appear?” “Nah man, that’s…that’s AI…”

I’ve witnessed childbirth. That is not what happens.

What do we think, chat?

One time I took Cliff’s side in an argument on Twitter and he told me I could fuck off.

Lettuce (Taylor’s Version)

It’s funny that Meta still calls itself Meta after the Metaverse disaster. It would be like if Boeing was called Window Seats Unlimited.

The first Mario movie from the most recent series is at least had Mario things in it. The first Sonic movie was 98% machine guns and face punching. Bizarre.

Just loudly complained to my wife that I think I have the cyclespontaneous

CNN's coverage of the presidential address