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Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/anima...
Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore — Hollywood Time$
Legendary animator, Jeffrey Campbell, has stopped placing phallic imagery into his cartoons. I caught up with Campbell to discuss the current landscape of animation and why he’s stopped adding his own...
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TMZ Ends Hollywood Coverage to Follow Jimothy www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/tmz-e...
TMZ Ends Hollywood Coverage to Follow Jimothy — Hollywood Time$
TMZ is giving up on Hollywood and celebrity coverage to put more effort into following raccoon heartthrob, Jimothy. TMZ founder, Harvey Levin, discussed the pivot in a recent YouTube video.
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Following Latest Paramount-WBD Merger Pushback, David Ellison Threatens to Run Away from Home www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/follo...
Following Latest Paramount-WBD Merger Pushback, David Ellison Threatens to Run Away from Home — Hollywood Time$
After 12 states filed a lawsuit to block the Paramount Skydance-Warner Bros. Discovery merger, Paramount Skydance CEO, David Ellison, threatened to run away from home. Ellison could be heard screaming...
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Five Missed Opportunities for Misogyny in ‘Game of Thrones’ that ‘House of the Dragon’ Can Fix Scoop and art by @ashadore.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/five-...
Five Missed Opportunities for Misogyny in ‘Game of Thrones’ that ‘House of the Dragon’ Can Fix — Hollywood Time$
Sure, Game of Thrones was a cultural phenomenon, but looking back, it's hard to ignore its glaring issues. For a show set in a medieval fantasy world that offered an astounding commitment to objectify...
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If I can spell a movie’s title on the first attempt, I automatically dock it a point in my review.
David Sims@davidlsims.bsky.social · 4d agoif I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
Took my time with it, but it's finally here. Memoirs & Manifestos, my first full-length sketch album is out now. Thank you to everyone who had a hand in helping me make this thing. nickcoffman.bandcamp.com/album/memoir...
Memoirs & Manifestos, by Nick Coffman
16 track album
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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Rick Moranis Rushes Back into Retirement After One Day on Set with Josh Gad www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
New ep of @standnwatch.bsky.social is out now. This week Matt and Nick watch a movie from an era before Hollywood gave movies to punkass 20 somethings who made internet meme movies.
Stand N' Watch@standnwatch.bsky.social · 5d agoIt's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now! Hats off and prepare for royalty because this week we're discussing The Man Who Would Be King www.hwoodtimes.com/podcasts/sta...
Always a pleasure to cover the music scene for @hwoodtimes.com www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/lolla...
Lollapalooza to Honor Elderly Veterans of Earlier Lollapaloozas — Hollywood Time$
2026 Lollapalooza music festival will open with a special ceremony celebrating those who fought for our freedom to listen to offensive music and enjoy debaucherous sideshows. Gen Z marketing intern, M...
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"Shortly before press time, the crew blocked out positions for AARP candidate Jonathan Davis of Korn to noodle on the bagpipes at center stage while 68-year-old Gibby Haynes of Butthole Surfers wanders the crowd firing 21 blanks from his famous 12-gauge shotgun." well this is upsetting.
The Hollywood Time$@hwoodtimes.com · 6d agoLollapalooza to Honor Elderly Veterans of Earlier Lollapaloozas Scoop by @toddnotmitchell.com www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/lolla...
Lollapalooza to Honor Elderly Veterans of Earlier Lollapaloozas Scoop by @toddnotmitchell.com www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/lolla...
Lollapalooza to Honor Elderly Veterans of Earlier Lollapaloozas — Hollywood Time$
2026 Lollapalooza music festival will open with a special ceremony celebrating those who fought for our freedom to listen to offensive music and enjoy debaucherous sideshows. Gen Z marketing intern, M...
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The easiest way to jumpstart your comedy career… wait that’s not true, assholes use to fax jokes into writers’ rooms which eventually got them hired into said rooms…. The easiest way to jumpstart your comedy career, that doesn’t involve a printer.
The Hollywood Time$@hwoodtimes.com · 2w agoNew call for subs is up. Come pitch us and get paid to write a comedy piece! www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
“I used to want to grow up to cure cancer,” said Hannah Freeman, age 15. “But after seeing how skinny Anne Hathaway is, and how skinny Emily Blunt is, all I really want is to be skinny forever and help other girls be skinny, too. And that really feels like a full-time job."
The Hollywood Time$@hwoodtimes.com · last wk.‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Inspires Millions of Little Girls to Grow up to Fat Shame Size 4s Scoop by @laurita-jane.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/the-d...
‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Inspires Millions of Little Girls to Grow up to Fat Shame Size 4s Scoop by @laurita-jane.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/the-d...
‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Inspires Millions of Little Girls to Grow up to Fat Shame Size 4s — Hollywood Time$
The Devil Wears Prada 2, the follow-up to the iconic film that inspired millions of young women to quit the jobs that could have launched their dream careers because their insecure boyfriends were whi...
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Trying to come up with amazing double features for @realmfresh.bsky.social to enjoy. Here's what I have so far. All recommendations are appreciated.
If your parents have a wikipedia page, you may be a nepo baby.
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Shark Week Producers Announce Casting Call for 'Live Bait #2' www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/shark...
Shark Week Producers Announce Casting Call for 'Live Bait #2' — Hollywood Time$
The producers of Discovery Channel's Shark Week are holding casting calls for the role of 'Live Bait #2' and many are optimistic about their chances in this exciting new role.
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"'Many of our soldiers ascended into Valhalla, all for the glory of Immortan Joe, who will now be able to print invitations to the gender reveal parties for his children,' said Imperator Mongo, the only citizen of the Citadel who knows how to properly clear a paper jam." snort.
The Hollywood Time$@hwoodtimes.com · last wk.Convoy Returns to Immortan Joe Successfully with 80 Gallons of Printer Ink Scoop by @bredd.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/convo...
Convoy Returns to Immortan Joe Successfully with 80 Gallons of Printer Ink Scoop by @bredd.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/convo...
Convoy Returns to Immortan Joe Successfully with 80 Gallons of Printer Ink — Hollywood Time$
Immortan Joe’s War Boy mission to retrieve printer ink was a success.
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Still taking submissions for next month! Write comedy, make money, and make your enemies jealous by telling them you make money by writing comedy. It’s never been easier!
The Hollywood Time$@hwoodtimes.com · 2w agoNew call for subs is up. Come pitch us and get paid to write a comedy piece! www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
Give me the logline of your latest script and I’ll give you a really good title. Free of charge. #ScriptSky
Lawmakers Demand WNBA Allow Caitlin Clark to Carry Gun During Games www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/lawma...
Lawmakers Demand WNBA Allow Caitlin Clark to Carry Gun During Games — Hollywood Time$
11 Republican lawmakers are pushing the WNBA to allow Indiana Fever Point Guard, Caitlin Clark, to open carry during games, in an effort to fend off attacks from opposing players. The lawmakers, led b...
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Stand N' Watch@standnwatch.bsky.social · 2w agoIt's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!!! This week we're very lonely because we're taking a look at Magnolia Available wherever you get your podcasts! Tune in: www.hwoodtimes.com/podcasts/sta...
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Jason Alexander Apologizes for Innapropriate Sketch at Behest of Jerry Seinfeld www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
