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Toish

@toi.sh

Montréal / 27 / coworkers finding this... sorry ✨ Transit! ✨ Minors don’t interact. I’ve got one bluesky account so this is going to be everything, !!! NSFW stuff ahead !!! Mastodon: @toish@yiff.life (bluesky is my primary social though!)

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Toish@toi.sh · 3d ago

Current plan today: waiting for an email after getting a vague "I have good news for you on tuesday :)" message from my recruiter last week, AAAAAAAAAA

A red panda trying to not like FREAK OUT because it's 2pm and the email he needs to see isn't here yet. Phone on full volume, shitty mazcha slayer in oldschool runescape set up, transport fever 2 OST playing, thinking about food
Toish@toi.sh · 2w ago

Ok maybe we should've all done the ditching-daylight-savings-time thing at the same time... presenting our new fucking awful timezone map for this winter:

A map of the new canadian timezones for this winter, where BC, Yukon... and NWT??? are on PCT. The praries are on CDT, except for manitoba for some reason which is on CST, but also specifically north western ontario which is nearest to manitoba is NOT on CST but still on CDT. The north of Québec won't change their clocks which moves them into the atlantic timezone, but not southern québec. Newfoundland remains 30mins into the future.
GabaGabu@towble.bsky.social · 3w ago

I purposely left the whir of my sewing machine motor in the background to cover up the usual background noise of my difficulty breathing and "you haven't eaten in half an hour!!!" stomach complaints. 😅 Plushie hand hooves! I love them very much! 😍🐑🥰

Toish@toi.sh · 4w ago

Years ago, someone I worked with genuinely didn't know who the beatles were. She knew it was music related and probably a band, but nothing else Me + some friends from work all convinced her it was just "Yoko Ono's Husband's Band" I wonder how shes doing, feels like a butterfly effect sorta' thing

Toish@toi.sh · 2mo ago

WHOA 🏳️‍⚧️ Congrats on coming out to... uh... a microsoft DHTML standard from IE 4.0! Just Webstorm's janky CSS features, but glad that it's supporting the transition of our little buddy: Filter Effects Module Level 1

A screenshot from Webstorm (the IDE, a fancy-dancy text editor for writing code basically), that suggests the delightfully named "revealTrans()" value for the "filter" rule for some reason. That value is like, very old. But I still support the egg that is the CSS3 filter property, you go little buddy! You reveal whenever you want.
Toish@toi.sh · 3mo ago

These BASTARDS stole my joke about “haha there’s a brand of coolers called poppers” and made it 100x funnier themselves bY MAKING A FLAVOUR CALLED RUSH?! THEY EVEN ADDED A GOLD SUBTITLE!!

A can of « rush gold » from the booze company « poppers »… it’s a can of booze what did YOU think it was?!
astra.txt@txt.astrabun.com · 5mo ago

Code linting output that you receive in the form of a low bitrate .amr audio file that sounds like a recording of an older gentleman slightly yelling into his amateur radio handset with the pre amp gain set a little too high so you can't quite make out the rule names or line numbers

Toish@toi.sh · 5mo ago

Hearing about a company a friend works at now awarding folks for reduced AI spend. This is a 180 from LAST WEEK apparently. >:) pop