Sunset

Everybody is so desensitized by the Home Depot gray remodel that a normal Grandma's House is shocking now

Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · yesterday

You are not prepared for this

a $20 boot lasts a month but a $200 boot lasts 50 years but the company that makes the $200 boot got bought out by private equity and changed factories to the same one that makes the $20 boot so now it only lasts a year but another company bought the original factory and is selling boots for $400

🚲insert into warcrimes_users where profession = 'maga'@db-user.bsky.social · 3d ago

"people long for cheap disposable things" or buying goods has become a crapshoot of quality and people are focusing on the only signals that are reliable: price and social signals

Chilling on the beach, doing the whippits that kill you

It's pretty funny that the Google ai will just tell you that the Google ai is why Google sucks

I know what a lemon looks like you can't trick me

Autism spectrum disorder Boom box B boy Graphical user interface Road warrior

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Health

"This isn't Paris. The pigeons act like this is Paris."

Meat Max

When I post anything online

Am I supposed to eat it

Taking a big bite of my Cobb salad as I begin reading about the latest food recalls

Finally put in the fancy fire pit grill that I saved from the scrap heap at the park

Telling the furry artist you commissioned "OMG it's amazing! Can you make the butt a little bigger though" for the fifteenth time

Vega Versio 🔞NSFW R34@vegaversio.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Ok, but have we always been loving women with huge asses?” Yes!

Night out

Who else got the update 👀

Girl dinner

I can't believe Canada would do this

lick to ope

Dressed it

Tolt Creature@tolt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Clothing the animal

Clothing the animal

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

She cyber my punk till I *modem noises*

Mitch lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs, trying to turn himself over but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping

Kinda wish there could just not be a New Problem for like more than a few days? Like I don't think it was even a week since our last ordeal before we got a new thing to worry about for the rest of the year

I listened to too much Primus growing up that's what's wrong with me

Never forget Rainfurrest Stabber

The endless stream of incredibly stupid shit like "Punish Canada for smoke" is maddening because these people can't actually be this stupid. Like there's got to be a reason to pretend to be this dumb??