It's so misogynist for people to bully Haley Stevens by not voting for her
The Generation of people that will come of age during the coming Great Silence should be called Tenebrials from the Latin for darkness
History happens twice. First as tragedy then as a period romance novel setting
I'll never be blackmailed unless someone finds the term papers I wrote in freshman year because I'm certain they sucked hard. Still, they weren't AI generated so better than the next crop of college grads most likely
A lot of very horrible people are learning that Black voters and affluent suburban voters are not their Emotional Support Electorate(TM) but real humans with real agency and their own political priorities and concerns and they are going to lash out in incredibly nasty ways.
Hello. All I would like for my birthday today is this boosted everywhere and any help anyone can manage. Rent and bills forever. License renewal today costs $41 And i have to make moxie an appointment that will be at least $300. Second half of rent due in a week and a half. Anythinf helps!
"Birthday Girl" Ella Tailor@garaktailor.com · 2d agoNext set of goals are Second Half of August Rent by the 16th General Bills and existing in society. Moxie Yearly Check up for Prescription Food. Currently really just need like $5 to get out of the red. V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$:/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo Everything helps. and gets a moxie picture.
The next James Bond should be bisexual because apparently sex is a big part of the job
Ex-girlfriend's Vacation Photos Warehouse: "You're gonna like it; by accident" ™
Minnesotan Kaiju@whisperingpines.bsky.social · 2h agoCome on down to Your Ex-girlfriend's Vacation Photos Warehouse where we got all your ex-girlfriends vacation photos that you can look at.
Judging by that buttery shrimp scampi it looks like she's no longer vegan, interesting!
Minnesotan Kaiju@whisperingpines.bsky.social · 2h agoCome on down to Your Ex-girlfriend's Vacation Photos Warehouse where we got all your ex-girlfriends vacation photos that you can look at.
Come on down to Your Ex-girlfriend's Vacation Photos Warehouse where we got all your ex-girlfriends vacation photos that you can look at.
Elon musk is like if Howard Hughes never read anything but 4chan
My partner and i have an agreement that we have a hall pass for any Batman villain
Hell was bought by venture capital and run into the ground, it sucks there now
I'm going to need everyone's dark colored period sex towel for a magic spell I'm working on
I used to be self conscious of my body acne but i found a partner whose favorite thing is expressing my clogged pores 💕
"Jesus wants you to have sex facing each other" - a missionary
I'm so neurodivergent that one time I pitched the idea of sex on the floor because she had microfiber sheets
"sex farm, baby" - the B-52's trying for another hit
Who'd like to play a little game here? I was looking at a sex toy website and under their role-playing outfits section five out of the 16 are arguably occupations. Who wants to guess what they are?
Everyone's posting their sex playlist but there's only one you need: Left channel Marvin Gaye's what's going on right channel Karl Marx critique of the gotha program
This inspired me to write a novel. Look for Pistborn at a bookstore near you
Guy who misheard "martial law" as "Mardi gras": hell yeah going to see some titties
Katie Miller hosting a podcast in actual hell: Welcome to Hell's Belles, today on the podcast we've got a very special guest idi Amin who gave both of us the n-word pass 😆.
I used to be self conscious of my body acne but i found a partner whose favorite thing is expressing my clogged pores 💕