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Wide awake at 6am for some reason, but I don't dare get out of bed yet, lest the cat start thinking that this is a normal time for her to get fed.

Hmm, is that good?

This cook’s illustrated subscription is finally paying off

The self-destructive urge to get torn up on a Tuesday night.

She has been sleeping like this for the past hour.

Blessed by the Chinese restaurant playing 90's house hits at lunch.

I sold my old rice cooker on Craigslist to a guy, and he sent me updates on him using it complete with photos. No one has ever been more stoked for a used rice cooker as this guy.

I've started taking a Spanish class, and I'm so not used to having homework again. I'm having trouble keeping up with one class, how did I ever manage to take, like, five classes simultaneously.

This is my review of Backrooms.

Mike X. Nichols@mikexnichols.bsky.social · 4w ago

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

Love to go to the botanical garden to look at some weird fuckin' plants.

Ugh, why is it 93% humidity here? What did I do to deserve this?

This is true. My senior year, I lived next to an apartment building with a parking garage. In the back of the garage was a huge pile of old furniture. When I moved in fall term, I "borrowed" a coffee table from the pile, and I returned it at the end of spring term when I moved out.

Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is how you used to have to get furniture for your apartment when you were in college

My only meeting for today just got cancelled, please clap.

Lots of awful cars in the neighborhood this week.

I found him: the guy who thought that the cybertruck wasn't ugly enough and decided to do something about it.

Why is ebay live a thing, and how do I make it stop.

I'm so tired of hating everything all the time, but I do strongly believe that it is the world that should change, and not me.

Finally

Wtf is Tom Cruise doing there

Some old man on stage.

England hasn't dropped this many bombs on France since the 1940's.

I made Jamaican beef stew? Interesting recipe. www.closetcooking.com/jamaican-sty...

I just found my Halloween outfit for this year.

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3w ago

just learned that the reason they gave him sunglasses is because geckos started nesting in his eye sockets

Risking it all to have a caesar salad with lunch, just to feel something.

I remember being annoyed when my usual The Price is Right timeslot during summer vacation was preempted by the Iran-Contra hearings.

artwells@artwells.com · 3w ago

"Verify your age" Shows I wanted to watch were preempted by the Watergate Hearings

starting the day off annoyed.

The Luddites loved technology. They owned looms at home and would ‘mod’ them to count threads. Their battle was against worker exploitation. The degradation of their rights, safety and wages. They were against a handful of rich businessmen owning the means of production. Sound familiar?

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3w ago

George Lucas likens AI sceptics to luddites clinging to horses and carts

England needs to work on their goal celebrations.