Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s. Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
I eschew alarm clocks. I wake when the rising tide reaches my bollocks
Me: What is wrong with people!? Listen to medical experts! Medical experts: Stop sticking cotton buds in your ears. Me:...no
it's ok they can just drop shredded lettuce on the iranian army
Skip, the Online Raccoon@badposter.lol · 2d agogood, great. awesome!
Jaws runs for mayor of Amity Island. Roy Scheider looks at the polling and mutters “we’re gonna need a bigger vote.”
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
The existence of Gianni Infantino implies the existence of Gianni Adultino
The lad has randomly started watching the Christopher Ecclestone Dr Who episodes so have joined him. I’d forgotten how good they are. “Have you seen my mummy?”
Thanks to everyone on Bluesky for explaining to me that Fauci is right and republicans are wrong I never would have worked it out
Mr Jingles was alive during the terms of 18 presidents #strangebuttrue
I don't suffer from imposter syndrome but I definitely should
this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary
I can't be sure, but...I think this is advertising a chance for a five-way with elderly quadruplets?
if UEFA pulls out of the world cup I am confident England will still contrive to find a way to get knocked out in the semis
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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