The Bear really stuck the landing. It disappeared up its arse at times and really made me realise I like food but not that much. Overall though some of the best interpersonal relations on screen and certain scenes that were perfect snap shots of what life really is.

No you aren’t imagining it I haven’t posted today and I will not post until you beg me.

I’m so glad streaming now have more invasive, repetitive and annoying adverts than telly ever did.

Biggest Shagger in Mario? Yoshi!

Play the jingle.

Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)@valleyguitarist.bsky.social · yesterday

Bowser has a cloaca

Trivago should do an advert where Klopp comes over and tells Slot that he overpaid for Isak.

It’s finally raining and I can smell the pterodactyl.

Soccer Jaws like Billy the fish but Jaws the Shark.

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

Sam Malone is swimming in the ocean and catches his reflection on a sea mirror. Oh Buoy

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

(Cold open) Jaws is walking through the desert in his pants and a loose shirt, he stumbles across a large American camper van. He gets in and drives away. Cut to 3 months earlier Jaws is teaching a science lesson in an American middle school.

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

Jaws vs The Meg.. Next question.

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

He promised Bedenoch that he’s changed and will now also hate the poor.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2d ago

Former neo-Nazi activist selected as Tory candidate for Somerset council election

Trivago should do an advert where Klopp comes over and tells Slot that he overpaid for Isak.

Two posts containing AI slop art would normally lead to a block but I need to get to 3k followers for my mental health.

The ratios on this post.

Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.

Send the navy to investigate Reform MPs at sea.

‘D’remember when you used to get new followers on here?

‘D’remember when you used to get new followers on here?

Send the navy to investigate Reform MPs at sea.

My Dad promised to bring me some of the soup over that he’s made. It’s 28°

Announcing what Reform would do (small party) about boat crossings (small issue) and making it the lead news story is grossly irresponsible.

Reform pledge to use military action to stop small plates? Bring back big Dinners!

Monday

Nobody likes extra strong cheddar. They just think they're better.

Cheap processed cheese slices are the only choice for a cheeseburger!

Sometimes you really *do* have to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle but it’s also important to recognise situations where it isn’t really worth the bother

Posting on a Sunday afternoon is the most pointless thing ever.

I want the weather to go back to a level where I can go for a short walk without having to wash my T-shirt straight afterwards.

Will people stop taking pics in the cinema. Even if it is the title screen. It will make everyone nervous that you’re going to be a dickhead for the whole film.