Tom MacUaidh
@tommacuaidh.bsky.social
Retired old Irish fart. Greta is wonderful. Rearm Europe. Hates Far-Right, Anti-vaxxer child-killers, Racists. Glad to be in Europe with sane gun laws, accessible medicine and decent social services, even with taxes. No messages, no requests for money
@mrjamesob.bsky.social you said that if Jesus was a refugee he would come to the UK in a small boat. What kind if Catholic education did you have? The guy can literally walk on water!
My great grandfather, the polar explorer, lost parts of his feet to frostbite. His fiancé dumped him when he came back. She was lack-toes intolerant.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Three, reading garbage may be equally good for your brain as reading good stuff. Using weights made of dog poo will keep you as fit as using good quality weights.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Two, punishing Welsh kids for speaking Welsh was the same as the practice in Ireland. It was more successful here.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social three points arise from the discussion of Scottish and Welsh independence and Irish unification. One, how can anyone claim that Scotland could not survive economically alone? This is the country that inspired Scrooge McDuck!
The “Irish Times” sports writer on Trump’s golf course in Ireland; “Golf Links must pose a challenge to presidential security, being made up of nothing but a series of grassy knolls”
At an anti-trump protest in Dublin today the best poster read:war crimes, sex crimes, hair crimes!.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I was reminded by you of Roger Whittaker’s song: “Umami, Uumami U, oh mami U”
Future scenario. The Earth’s leaders: “We are doomed because we have destroyed our planet. Let us store all our wisdom on this device and fire it into space so alien species can learn from it.” Alien species: “AAugh. Another Earth Data Centre. Arm the photon torpedos”
Today my three year old grandson, on his balance bike, almost ran into the President of Ireland when she was jogging on the Galway seafront alone. She smiled and ran on. How strange will that sound to any American?
The iPad end of my new charger meets EU standards. The other. Plug, end is an Apple size and non-standard. What an obnoxious, mean spirited, pack of bastards in that company.
The Mayor of Limerick in Ireland has found a “clever way” to keep Aughinish alumina, an aluminium plant that is a part of Putin’s war machine, open. Let’s hope the Ukrainians don’t obliterate it first.
Do other people, when they see Clarkson’s “Top Gear”, immediately think of Toad, Ratty and Badger?
In ancient Rome, when an emperor reached his sell-by-date the Praetorian Guard, um, looked after matters. Will nobody give the Secret Service a few lessons in Roman History?
My very favourite French songwriter is Michel leGrand. Or as we Irish call him, Big Mick.
I use an old radiator fan from a John Deere to take cooking smells out of my kitchen. It’s an ex-tractor fan.
Irish racists have copied UK racists by using the national flag to intimidate minorities in their communities. Someone has begun flying the Palestinian flag in response. I’ll bet this will annoy the racists, and any remaining zionists, if there are any left who can stomach genocide.
The next killer app will be a personal Algorithm. Content I don’t want, like Magas, Tech bros and Racists, will be filtered out. Someone write one!
Viking 1: “You know Odin’s two ravens?” Viking 2: “Huginn and Muginn? Yes” Viking1: “They don’t work for him any more.” Viking2: “He made them redundant?” Viking 1: “No, he fired them for caws”
Lots of people who want to be followed back have the same AI advert. Sorry.
Palm Beach Airport is being renamed after the president. “Paedo Airport, request landing clearance”
Sleep deprivation is recognised as torture. I’m reporting both my cats to the ICC.
If kids in the US were more familiar with “The Wind in the Willows”, American people might notice the incredible similarities between the speeches of Mr. Trump and those of Mr. Toad.
The tech bros are doing for capitalism what Louis XVI did for monarchy.
Time the Irish Government dumped Microsoft. Epstein island apart, there are cheaper and better alternatives.
I suffer from insomnia. Feline insomnia. The little buggers are awake all night looking for food or to get out.