Whoever was it that gave the Morrison’s tv advert jingle the ok?
It’s me Paul
@tooshortplanks.bsky.social
Moved from Thanet to Belfast during lockdown. CPFC supporter. Quite like following Sutton United too. Owner of a daft greyhound. Can be seen most mornings walking him in the local park.
Via Euronews: €1 million lottery ticket recovered among 6 tonnes of rubbish in Italy www.euronews.com/my-europe/20...
€1 million lottery ticket recovered among 6 tonnes of rubbish in Italy
A lottery player in Italy threw out the winning ticket at a local tobacconist after a self-service lottery terminal displayed the message "not payable." #EuropeNews
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Just wasted 20 minutes of my time trying to get a parking space close to the bakery on Lisburn Road. Some people can’t park for toffee.
Zia Yusuf has gone to Ceuta, because what Spain needs most right now is an entitled shit-stirrer wandering around taking selfies.
I just found out today that the collective noun for a group is starfish is a galaxy.
I’m not happy that the BBC are paying any heed to Jenrick pleading for the prime minister to rule out tax rises to fund social care. If he was in the official opposition party, fine. He quit the tories earlier this year.
There’s a glass recycling container provided by the local council just outside of our side door. Yet ne’er a bottle nor a jar finds its way there unless I take it.
The bloke sitting next to me has got ants in his pants.
I do wish that people who share news stories would post a link to it that isn’t behind a paywall.
The mayor of London can say what he likes about how safe London is. I was mugged the other week by him/TFL in a ULEZ that really wasn’t very well marked for casual visitors to the area.
She didn’t find Donaldson to be sleazy at all. Could be something to do with who her father is. I’m surprised that hasn’t occurred to her. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jeffrey Donaldson: Emma Little-Pengelly was 'floored' by news of former DUP leader's arrest
The deputy first minister says people who worked alongside Jeffrey Donaldson are "floored, shocked and utterly repulsed".
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It’s not news, it’s your opinion. Stop dressing up opinion pieces as facts. It’s speculation that is causing people to be concerned about scenarios that may never occur. Evan Davis. I’m looking at you.
As a native English speaker I like to imagine that I have quite a large vocabulary and understanding. However when it comes to American headline writers, I am flummoxed.
If you don’t know why you shouldn’t use a disposable barbecue on a park bench, you should not be trusted with matches or a lighter. # Ormeau
Reminder that the PSNI have banned officers from participating in Pride in their uniforms, but posing with terrorists is quite alright
Belfast Telegraph@belfasttelegraph.co.uk · 3w agoThe PSNI has been branded “hypocrites” after several of its officers posed for pictures with a UDA leader linked to a murder the force issued an appeal about just days earlier.
Lunchtime view from our table at Concra Wood golf course
I’ve been wondering how the Executive at Stormont are going to address homeowners being unable to get adequate insurance against fire damage close to the 11th Night bonfires?
What a pain in the neck. Road closures for marches. Can’t get from Upper Malone to Ormeau Road without driving on the Westlink.
Jackdaw boss warns of winter fuel shortage risk if gas field not approved. By the time those gas fields could come online gas boilers will be on their way out. Electric boilers coupled with solar panels and battery walls and utilising off peak energy to supplement the charging is the future.
Is it because of the piety of the marchers that they are waiting until Monday?
Took a trip to Crawfordsburn and Helen’s Bay. Breakfast at the country park cafe.
I’ve been watching some film trailers and am left unmoved by the offerings over the next few months. What is driving movie makers to make this post dystopian shite?
Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.
Just wondering why TransLink needed to spend money on these displays instead of funding a reliable bus service.
