Might be a little purple obsessed 💜 Tomorrow 5pm GMT

I’m carphobic I wouldn’t even survive LA but I cannot stop playing this

Topher Kai@topher.gay · 3d ago

LA LA LA LA isn’t for everyone we say we say we say we say we are the chosen ones

I just fucking love seeing good people succeeding

I can tell it’s going to rain look at my dick

I can tell it’s going to rain look at my dick

LA LA LA LA isn’t for everyone we say we say we say we say we are the chosen ones

Lot of drag race. Currently team Miss Jade So, Art Simone, Sublyme, Azemelia, Aurora Matrix, Horacio Potacio and Abby Omg

Whatever you do don’t do this 🙂

tyler@tylergscott.com · 5d ago

in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

In a car for the first time in 2 months feel like I’m cheating

Whenever I make a delivery by bike I convince myself I’m in Kikis delivery service but for kink

Whenever I’m not eating mashed potatoes I’m thinking about eating mashed potatoes

The raven shit was annoying the first time they did it, and the second time, and the third time.

***Envy Peru back on drag race klaxon***

Matching neon yellow bulldog and cockstrap 💛💛💛💛

I really do love working for myself but I cannot believe I genuinely thought “I’m really burned out doing this role in a company maybe I should do them all”

I’ve got a heat receipt printer, there’s gotta be a way for me to get Shopify to print orders out like a restaurant does

If you have a 2 million pound home and can’t afford your council tax you are living outside of your means Have you considered stopping buying pret?

If you go down to the woods today…

we’re SO proud how these pieces look, we’ve put a lot of love and work into them! ♥️ Grab yours on @headdownglassup.bsky.social‘s website! 🤩

Head Down Glass Up@headdownglassup.bsky.social · last wk.

I think this is the biggest harness I've made so far 🥵 @rockbiggs.bsky.social looking amazing in red 🔥🔥 Straps by @vegawork.shop

Can someone create a calendar of events in Manchester with a darkroom? At my age there is no good excuse for me to enter a nightclub where I won’t get to suck a dick.

I plan on consuming it all so there isn’t any left when he arrives

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · last wk.

Christ is returning soon. How will you as a Christian make sure he never learns about pornography?

And per me Sam Altman is a shitstain and an uninspiring villain

Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · last wk.

BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has said that AI singularity has arrived, per ABC

If you go down to the woods today…

One of one Each of our duckegg x lavender harnesses will only be made once

Something something gay smut

Balls deep in “how to make a natural swimming pond” videos like I’ll ever have the land required and I still think it’s a good use of time

I’m not happy if they’re not bouncing

150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.

manchester has become a city for top earners and virtually everyone else has been left behind. burnham is an improvement in some ways, but he will still be miles off where labour should be on the real macro issues, and the modern rebuilding of manchester city centre is some real north korea shit.

Top 1% of Sophie Hunter listeners last month and I know I can’t beat the lesbians but was sure I’d hit 0.1%