Tori Alpin (Commissions Open)
@torialpin.bsky.social
I make silly #art sometimes O_O Mostly #fanart of the current thing i'm obsessing over
Are you drunk right now? You're drunk right now, aren't you, you fucking *bum*. I can smell it!
(‟It's happening! My hard work is paying off! I'm becoming famous!”) Oh, yes you are! And you've worked really, *really* hard, haven't you?
Gonna speak on this Brent Miller interview because I have things to say not just about him, but to people across multiple platforms I’ve seen supporting him.
My Commissions are open!! :) If you do decide to commission me, i'll send you my discord and we can go from there :) #commissionsopen #art #myart
Yes. You're *sorry*. You're the sorriest cop who ever lived. Nothing has changed, Harry. I've heard this *repentance* shit a million times over.
“Will you… come to my #HeatedRivalry vinyl release party this summer? We’re going back to the cottage to celebrate the release of the Heated Rivalry soundtrack on vinyl! Join us on July 10, 11 and 12th at listening parties hosted by indie record stores across the US & Canada.” via heatedrivalrytv
Did you? Or did you think I was a god damn MALE NURSE?
get more passionate. that's my advice. being an artist is super lonely. being a writer is the loneliest. mapping out the wrinkles of your brain and sharing it with the world is vulnerable, especially when no one else seems to care, but passion is the secret. get so passionate it doesn't even matter.
YOU - “But it didn't sound like one of my thoughts. Sounded like a lady.” KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant gives you a long look. ESPRIT DE CORPS - Sincere worry, officer to officer. He feels you need help and regrets that he doesn't know how to offer it.
JEAN VICQUEMARE - Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. (He grabs his stomach in mirthless laughter.) Tequila Sunset -- not Sunrise, because you're almost dead. So funny, Harry. Thank you for fucking me.
SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
“Everyone has their own method of coping, some more effective, or self-destructive, than others...” He gives you a meaningful look.
VOLITION - I can't help you. I am totally useless. Everything I've said is lies. I want the exact same bad things you want. To stand here, like a pillar of salt.
INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - I'm not drunk or high, I'm just... hurt... why does it hurt to talk to you?
YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!
PERCEPTION (SIGHT) - A solid guess, Mr. Racial Profiler!
YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - There's a satisfying crack as the cap comes off, and the hair on your back rises like an army at attention. You've been here before. Welcome back, detective. You're home now...
YOU - “What is this feeling?” SHIVERS - THERE IS A HOLE IN MY HEART.
KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.
Hard facts from the man you are. You once jerked off in the locker room and were caught. You held a young woman by the arm and kept her in your apartment for 20 minutes against her will. That's right, these are not flights of fancy. These are *real deeds*, Harry
JOYCE MESSIER - “Indeed. There is a term of endearment they coined for it. In the Dolorian century, when humanity was *high* on this world, discovering more and more of it -- these archipelagos included...” YOU - “What is it?” JOYCE MESSIER - “Elysium.”
You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!